Democracy’s Flaw

Per Republicans democracy’s flawed
Because voting rolls are far to broad
Since government affairs
Best left to our billionaires
Any poor voter is, in their mind, a fraud

Judicial Focus Correction

Pam Bondi, Judicial Committee didst scold
Her disdain for its questions, ice-cold
Saying there was naught use
Its investigating child sex abuse
When it could, instead, Dow at 50,000 extolled

The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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‘Cause the smart black women weren’t having any more of that disrespect shit at NASA

Why haven’t humans been back to the moon in over 50 years? | CNN Humans haven’t been back to the lunar surface since the Apollo moon program ended over five decade ago. The reasons why go beyond science, according to experts.

Because the smart black women weren’t having any more of that disrespect shit?

www.cnn.com/2026/02/13/s...

Apparently, we don’t have to protect ourselves from germs because our Health Secretary used to snort cocaine from toilet seats. #RFKisKillingUs

Eyes Opened

What DHS has managed to convey
Something people of color know every day
When there’s a cop shooting
Unless there’s evidence refuting
A jury should not trust a thing the cops say

Slavery is white history, how we survived it is Black history. - Malcolm Jamal Warner

Kristi Noem Totally Humiliated Herself Over a Blanket. Yes, Really. The Homeland Security secretary fired—and then was forced to immediately rehire—a pilot over the blanket.

Kristi Noem

An ICE-cold gal, Kristi Noem
Left behind her blanket, no doubt polychrome
So her Coast Guard pilot was fired
Then quickly rehired
When no one else could fly Kristi home

newrepublic.com/post/206562/...

Another ham sandwich a grand jury wouldn’t swallow

“TRUMP STOPS SINKING APPROVAL RATING”

thehill.com/homenews/med...

NYT headline tomorrow will no doubt be: “TRUMP STOPS SLIDE IN HIS APPROVAL RATING”

Eliminating voting by mail and early voting is a poll tax on hourly workers who can’t afford to take time off from work to vote. #SaveTheVote

NYT reports on “surprisingly strong jobs report” without mentioning that Trump fired the head of Department of Labor Statistics in August for reporting dismal job growth. Some skepticism might be in order

Trump Administration “wagging the (balloon animal) dog” to deflect from his ties to Epstein.

Her Incompetence is Our Savior

A grand jury, wags often cite
A ham sandwich would even indict
But Pam’s DoJ
Hath found a way
To bring ham that grand juries won’t bite

Live Updates: Officials Blame Drone Incursion for El Paso Airport Shutdown

Keeping Score

For those at home keeping score
Our Pete Hegseth’s Department of War
Had a drone go astray
Down El Paso way
Shutting down airspace for at least today

Live Updates: F.A.A. Lifts Closure at El Paso Airport www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...

And by “real” we mean manipulated?

Their Incompetence is Our Savior

A grand jury, wags often cite
A ham sandwich would even indict
But Trump’s DoJ
Hath found a way
To bring ham that grand juries won’t bite

Grand Jury Rebuffs Justice Dept. Attempt to Indict 6 Democrats in Congress

Their Incompetence is Our Savior

A grand jury, wags often cite
A ham sandwich would even indict
But Trump’s DoJ
Hath found a way
To bring ham that grand juries won’t bite

Grand Jury Rebuffs Justice Dept. Attempt to Indict 6 Democrats in Congress www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...

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Howard Lutnick

A Howard Lutnick of Epstein Class fame
To testify before House Committee came
But our Secretary of Commerce
Couldn’t have done worse
When his Department’s responsibilities he could not even name

They want to get rid of mail-in voting because hourly workers can’t afford to vote in person. It’s a form of poll tax

The time one proves citizenship is at registration, not when one goes to the polls.

So, has the staffer who posted that racist meme been fired, or is he still the President of the United States?

👇👇👇😂 MAGA idiots and snowflakes destroyed by a State Senator.

White House

Whenever Trump hath an offense post made
First, on the Press any blame is laid
If that doesn’t fly
They’ll the truth try
Saying Trump is really just a White House aide

Senator Susan Collins has concerns about ICE/CBP violence in Minneapolis, but she thinks that Alex Pretti and Renée Good have learned their lesson.

I think that he compensating for a lack of love…and a small penis