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They literally ruin everything they touch

Oh I haven't read Catch-22 in a long time. Good book.

Handsome though!
(Haha my plan to see a cat worked)

Maybe a cat?

Aaaand done

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

They'll have air filters and Febreeze - the important part is the suffering and the feeling more powerful.
Like I have those same urges but I just run my friends through bad D&D modules or make them watch shitty movies. But they don't have friends, so they can't do that.

Rogue Goodreads Librarian Edits Site to Expose 'Censorship in Favor of Trump Fascism’ “When we let powerful people’s books be protected from criticism, we give up the right to hold power accountable.”

NEW: a Goodreads librarian went rogue, edited the site to expose 'censorship in favor of Trump fascism'. To hear them tell it, Goodreads was removing criticism of Trump’s book from the site.

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A few adult cousins prefer "cousin" so we give them that but yeah. People are splitting hairs for the Muslim dude they'd never do to John Craig or whoever.

My wife's best friend is Filipino - her and her white husband are Auntie and Uncle. My cousins and wife's cousins are Auntie and Uncle. It makes more sense than the normal white people method of "twentieth cousin 8 times removed via the king of Austria" or whatever.

for those who haven't been following the details of this story, it's primarily about pushing black men out of the military

Well despite everything, at least in the west we know we managed to fight enough for our rights to stamp out corruption.

What's that Skippy?🦘
Have I seen the story about the Trump family?
No, what's that got to do with corruption? Ohhhhhhh...
#NoKings

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Later he is caught and forced to not have all the money he moneyed.

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Oh how we desperately need a few rounds of Teddy Roosevelt-style trust busting on monopolies in this country.

Keep calling!!! Keep sending letters!!! <3

Stop payment processors from censoring games!

Not seeing much on my timeline about it anymore, so here's a reminder: payment processors are still trying to censor NSFW content of all kinds, and are in fact getting more aggressive about it; I'm seeing stories of folks losing access every day

Call them & tell them THIS IS BULLSHIT

Can I be honest

I think Guillermo del Toro is a far better human being than he is a director

Not to say he’s a bad director, but he impresses me more with his heart and his words than he does with his films

And he makes pretty good films!

lol this cop pissed himself

Yeah, but season 3 they explicitly said it because people weren't getting it.

A lot of Trump's support depends on the MAGAs thinking their ideas are actually popular but are being suppressed by the "woke" left. The large, divers crowds at the No Kings events make it clear most people hate him and what he's doing.

Meet the computer you can talk to

Wasn't there a whole episode of the Orville about trying to force Star Trek before you nix capitalism? And how it doesn't work?

I will never fucking talk to my computer.

I don't want Worse Clippy to control my computer.
I want to use the tool manually. I want to be able to troubleshoot my problems.
The bastards at Microsoft really want me to go whole hog on Linux, don't they?

You did it, you broke down microblogging to is basic components!
God, it's depressing.

The 15 year old girl who was dragged from her car by ICE had recently had kidney surgery.

She was thrown to the ground despite screaming “I’m not resisting”

She had to return to the hospital.

These aggressive tactics will disable. They will kill.

They must be held accountable.

Mr. President. Stop breaking the law. 

The shutdown does not give you the right to fire thousands of hard working federal employees.

Instead of giving huge tax breaks to your billionaire friends, show some respect for the struggling working families of our country.

WB Shredder the Airbender?

As a Californian, same but with Padilla and Schiff.