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O crime é impossível acabar totalmente porque a mente humana veio do macaco, um animal:
✅ Estressado
✅ Com fome

29.01.2026 19:22 — 👍 195    🔁 27    💬 2    📌 0
painting of a capybara playing guitar and drinking wine at the door of a house with its friend frog dancing

painting of a capybara playing guitar and drinking wine at the door of a house with its friend frog dancing

capybara playing guitar and its friend frog

29.01.2026 19:57 — 👍 183    🔁 62    💬 3    📌 1

Diretor que roubava obras de outros diretores da mais um passo para roubar ainda mais:

29.01.2026 18:07 — 👍 50    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 0
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has 
H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3.

A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

29.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 8761    🔁 2943    💬 6    📌 0
80s font meme that says "Time for Butlerian Jihad"

80s font meme that says "Time for Butlerian Jihad"

29.01.2026 17:54 — 👍 1283    🔁 65    💬 8    📌 3

Great meme theory of history

27.01.2026 22:41 — 👍 246    🔁 95    💬 1    📌 2

Quando eu tô olhando coisa de ocultismo é dele que tão falando? Os ocultistas são tudo fã de Final Fantasy?

28.01.2026 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Esse aqui eu vi ao vivo

27.01.2026 19:31 — 👍 26    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0
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27.01.2026 19:30 — 👍 217    🔁 102    💬 3    📌 6
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os anos passam e esse post se torna cada dia mais real

25.01.2026 22:18 — 👍 337    🔁 140    💬 1    📌 2

tá pensando que chifre é para-raio

25.01.2026 23:03 — 👍 44    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 1

Apollo foi ligeiro nessa

25.01.2026 17:38 — 👍 452    🔁 88    💬 1    📌 0

sinners eh bom pra caralho meu deus por enquanto o único que eu aceito a gente perder o best picture qualquer outro eh roubalheira

25.01.2026 01:42 — 👍 36    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

my stance on "illegal immigration" is mostly the same as my stance on means-testing SNAP/housing assistance/SSI/SSDI/welfare/etc., which is that if you're more afraid of anyone "cheating the system" than people suffering, you are morally bankrupt and i fucking hate you ✨

24.01.2026 18:59 — 👍 115    🔁 31    💬 1    📌 0

confirmado japão já tinha garotas mágicas desde o século 14

24.01.2026 13:36 — 👍 1170    🔁 364    💬 13    📌 4

uma drag queen chamada victoria vaporub

24.01.2026 13:52 — 👍 265    🔁 68    💬 3    📌 3

Brother, you already *were* a ghost. Up there, screaming — along with all of them. Scaring each other. Haunting each other. It's the living who are ghosts. The dead are silent. They don't rattle windows or write letters in blood. The living do. Leave them behind. Rest.

24.01.2026 13:25 — 👍 119    🔁 39    💬 0    📌 0

tipo assim talvez você só seja isso aí mesmo, não precisa ter vergonha. é só começar a frequentar lugar de bolsonarista de 80 anos. vai caminhar com o deputado, todo mundo lá concorda com você

24.01.2026 13:17 — 👍 46    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Mikannn perdeu tudo e tá em situação de GRRM

24.01.2026 05:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me sentindo atacada

23.01.2026 23:09 — 👍 227    🔁 37    💬 5    📌 0
24.01.2026 02:45 — 👍 266    🔁 127    💬 1    📌 4

Ideia: um carro que se tu girar o volante sem ter dado seta antes ele te eletrocuta

23.01.2026 19:25 — 👍 273    🔁 70    💬 9    📌 17
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ARTE

23.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 7603    🔁 2587    💬 85    📌 222

por que os caras ficam chamando prazo de daddy line?

22.01.2026 23:01 — 👍 166    🔁 18    💬 7    📌 4

Tira o celular da mão da vó, povo

23.01.2026 14:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"sorry, i havent finished a project in months, i've been at war with myself"

"sorry, i havent finished a project in months, i've been at war with myself"

remarkably appropriate meme

20.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 6559    🔁 3072    💬 16    📌 82
22.01.2026 08:26 — 👍 5626    🔁 2107    💬 16    📌 14
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

22.01.2026 23:02 — 👍 25256    🔁 6016    💬 43    📌 231

DIU de cobre 🤝 sexo anal
leitar no
Cu não
engravida

22.01.2026 21:35 — 👍 98    🔁 25    💬 1    📌 1

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