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David Preston

@dosbears.bsky.social

For legal reasons, this is a joke.

113 Followers  |  158 Following  |  65 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2024  |  2.2296

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Was the dog's name Chekhov?

15.11.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My father was a photographer's mate on the admiral's staff, probably about a year before your father. I think the Essex was one of the carriers he served on.

11.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Straw Hat Pirates' Jolly Roger is a pirate flag predominantly featured in the Japanese One Piece manga and its franchise, wherein it is used to identify the Straw Hat Pirates, the pirate crew featuring the series' protagonists, who often fight for liberation of oppressed people."

19.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Straw Hat Pirates' Jolly Roger - Wikipedia

We went to the San Jose protest yesterday. I was puzzled by a skull & crossbones pirate flag, with a straw hat. Turns out to be this manga series/protest flag:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_H...

19.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Motsser Brad Rubenstein is also living in Spain.

14.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are the odds Bad Bunny will have Drake join him on stage at the Super Bowl?

30.09.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you going to put in a larger window? We did that when we remodeled.

13.09.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Google search for 'ed sheeran' nets the suggestion "Did you mean: rupert grint"

A Google search for 'ed sheeran' nets the suggestion "Did you mean: rupert grint"

07.09.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Duo quiere que use pronombres. ΒΏEs "woke"?

29.08.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mac & cheese is a vegetable, right? ;)

28.08.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! ;)

26.08.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All that, and a bag of chips!

21.08.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The following Sept., we spent two weeks at TelStra hq in Melbourne. Mike went with me this time. We had a large corner room on the 19th floor of what was then the Hilton on the Park. The park being the Melbourne Cricket Ground, site of the 1956 summer olympics.

21.08.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of our joint clients was TelStra, AKA Telecom Australia. I and another developer and my boss, and his boss, went down under in Jan. 94. We split time between the TelStra office in Sydney and NorTel labs at the University of Wollongong.

21.08.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In the mid-90s, I worked for a small software company, developing a rules-based program for provisioning centrex office phone switches. The switches were made by NorTel, so we had a cooperative arrangement with them.

21.08.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kwanza is the monetary unit of Angola, and is apparently not etymologically related to Kwanzaa, the African-American festival.
I've been to Wollongong, but I don't think I've been to Woolloomooloo. Australian Scrabble must be fun. ;)

21.08.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you notice he mentions that he hasn't driven in years, and doesn't recall needing to exceed the limit to pass?

10.08.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing I can't think of is that they thought the car wouldn't be able to go less than the limit.

10.08.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Cuomo had lost once, it would have been enough

If Cuomo had made bad videos after losing, it would have been enough

If Cuomo had lost twice, it would have been enough

If Mamdani had won once, it would have been enough

14.07.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they think they might be giants. ;)

07.07.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I thought the thread was about John Roberts.
I missed the comment about Scalia's shoes.

27.06.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who's dead?

27.06.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Must've missed a short putt. β›³

21.06.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was excited to see Orioles trending, but apparently it's just a sportsball thing, not the birds.

21.06.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When asked what it was doing there, the student insisted it was a '1'. When I pointed out that it was not, they looked at the keyboard and said that they were taught to type on a typewriter without a '1', using the 'l' instead.

20.06.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a student assistant in the computer lab at school, I would occasionally help struggling students debug their code, so they wouldn't tie up a terminal for hours. One day while helping an older student, I found an uninitialized variable 'l' being added to another variable.

20.06.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Robin. ;)

19.06.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fake news. The soldiers ambled by a few hundred bored spectators.

16.06.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Crispy Serrano Chile Crunch – Spicy Topping You’ll Want on Everything
YouTube video by Jonathan Zaragoza Crispy Serrano Chile Crunch – Spicy Topping You’ll Want on Everything

Mexican chile crisp.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV-W...

08.06.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This?
bsky.app/profile/what...

17.04.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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