@jk22.gobirds.online
he/him. often complaining about sports (particularly in Philadelphia). occasionally writing about ultimate frisbee. avid NYT crossword solver. BLM, trans rights are human rights, and all that jazz
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that’s a horrendous overturn but we take those
19.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they outscored the dodgers in the series
10.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 3has the cocky/distraught meter ever been more distraught than right now
10.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NO, IT IS NOT TOUGH TO WATCH KERSHAW STRUGGLE LIKE THIS
09.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 44 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0you’re welcome everyone
09.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m taking credit for that
09.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i lied i have one more tweet that I don't actually believe but it's been nagging me so much I gotta say it...
are we sure we want to re-sign schwarber?
this will be my last phillies tweet until the offseason unless the greatest miracle ever occurs
07.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1he’s injured
07.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the only good thing about getting (presumably) swept is it means fewer chances for me to watch nick castellanos put up the absolute worst ABs
07.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’m happy penn state lost though
06.10.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0these bills uniforms are hideous. who approved these?
06.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0stick to hating the tush push diana
05.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PENN STATE IS NOT PHILADELPHIA YOU MORON
05.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sorry for my ignorance brian
05.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh duh. yeah no i do not follow the mls until the playoffs
05.10.2025 20:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i think 3 years is a large enough window that “worst day since X” is a valid question but yes, Phillies and Union in 2022 is probably the answer
05.10.2025 20:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0worst 24 hours in philadelphia sports since…?
05.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 3honestly incredible how bad officiating in the NFL is. so many bad calls and blown calls every single week
05.10.2025 20:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0anyways fire patullo into the fucking sun if this offense doesn’t put up 30 on thursday. this level of shit is inexcusable
05.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2you cannot convince me the refs haven’t been against all season with how many awful personal foul calls have come against us
05.10.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lmao this shit is so fucking rigged
05.10.2025 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0got 3 points gifted on the dejean strip sack being taken away, and then that bogus pick up of the grounding flag
05.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0replay review won denver this game lmao
05.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0anyways today is a new day and it's a go birds day. go birds
05.10.2025 12:31 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0well last night sucked. even worse, the crowd was horrible. so many people left early, so many people were totally not engaged with the game. CBP's October mysticism feels like it might be dead
05.10.2025 12:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0man united look… not bad?
04.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am ready to run through a wall
04.10.2025 13:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0good morning bluesky. fuck the dodgers. that is all
04.10.2025 11:54 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
