Yarbtina

Not worth the calories.

I haven't had their fries in about 23 years, and accepting one from my coworker has reassured me that I am better for it.

I dunno what it is that McDonald's does to potatoes, but they need to stop.

Screenshot of an Instagram reel showing the Good Omens 3 release date of May 13, 2026

FINALLY!
OMG, I cannot wait.
#goodomens

I can't believe it's already Project For Awesome!

I was also just praised by one of my least favorite people for how professionally I worded it

She has been a PITA from jump and I dont see it getting any better. But at least now the BS is catalogued for everyone at my company and hers to see.

A painting of a bird beside the text "what the shit are you doing?"

Me: Hi, client, can you please make your purchase order names and your file names consistent?
Client: No, I can't do that.
Me: Cool, well, don't come crying to me when its all fucked up.

I have such a mighty neeeed!

a woman in a yellow jacket is standing next to a woman in a red jacket with the words see behind her Alt: Jett Reno and Lura Thok from Starfleet Academy Reno says "See? Everything is gonna brie alright" Thok: 'Nope!" Reno: "Goodbye my love" Thok: "Even more no!"

The prize at the end of this day is a new episode of Starfleet Academy!
#StarTrek

It was a random one the club had last fall and I snagged it knowing I'd never see it again, and sadly, I was right.

A person with wet, purple hair with blue glasses and hands on hips, wearing a black tshirt that shows Wrexham's Keiffer Moore and says "Hat-Trick Hero, Kieffer Moore"

Saw this early enough to join in!
Let's go, Reds!

An image from The Teletubbies of grassy hills with the shining sun rising, but instead of the usual happy baby face in the sun, it is the squinty eyed, grimacing face of a cat. Above it is the caption: "Are you feeling refreshed, energized, and ready to take on the week? Me:"

Literally me on Monday, and it's only gotten moreso.

Is it the park or Burbank?

Ugh, I'm sorry. Any chance you can contact them and put in a corner request?

Okay, even I understand that!

I admit I sometimes dont understand offsides, but I will still happily laugh at Birmingham.

One of the The Palace Chat avatars in the Dollz style, with pink hair, a pink skirt and butterfly wings.

All the age verification posts have me all nostalgic for late 90s internet. Did anyone else know that The Palace Chat is STILL active??

Weekend Me: at the grocery store buying healthy salads for lunch.
Weekday Me: ordering delivery bacon wrapped hot dogs for lunch.

Age verification?
I built my first websites on Geocities.

A painting of a bird beside the text "Swear to fuck, i've met smarter potatoes"

I'm not one of the cool kids. 😿

If I dont rack up enough in a month's time, I just have my card as the secondary payment method.

Dunno if you're iOS or Android, but I have the Google Opinions Rewards app from the Play Store. It periodically sends me surveys where I get at least 10 cents per survey. That goes into my Rewards account and I set that as my primary payment method for Google.

All of this is me as well. I've had my gmail since 2003. One thing I do though, is use Google Rewards surveys to help pay for my GDrive. I just lie out my ass on the surveys.

Alt Text: an illustrated black kitty saying "I hope you feel enough today... because you are."

Oh gosh!