Sean Padraic Dolan

My opinion of Hades II is that it’s very NEM DON’T YOU DARE GO THROUGH THAT DOOR AW WHAT THE FUCK WHY NEM!?!?!?

a photo of Sean Astin, the President-elect of the Screen Actors Guild

from now on when I talk about my President just know I'm talking about him

Props to delaying the rapture so I could check out HADES II

ICONIC

A regular reminder that using Grok is actively poisoning my former home of Memphis, Tennessee, a relatively poor and majority Black major city in the American South. Allowing the DoD to use it will escalate this dramatically.

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You should know intuitively what Pokémon type you are. If it takes you more than two seconds to think of it basically you're a huge piece of shit.

Tweet from Variety: “Warner Bros. Discovery to Split Into Two Companies”

The new “Warner” company will continue the traditional film and television business, while the “Brothers Discovery” company will focus on the booming market for incest pornography

cnbc.com screenshot article title: More Americans are financing groceries with buy now, pay later loans — and more are paying those bills late, survey says article information: PUBLISHED SAT, APR 26 2025•7:00 AM EDT

is this good

I've now had two job interviews where they mention having a pastor on retainer for employees, and I just don't get it.

How do you live down killing the pope lol

Twitter post/pohoto from JK Rowling who sits on what looks like yacht, taking a puff of what looks like a cigar. She holds a cocktail close to her face and looks smug as fuck. Text on tweet: I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights.

Text on screen: our.moral.imperative British billionaire JK Rowling has posted several gloating tweets today after the UK Supreme Court ruled that only 'biological women' legally count as women, excluding trans women from legal protections and safeguards. Rowling's vicious smear campaign against trans people in Britain has been going on for several years now and has played a major role in cultivating the extremely hostile and toxic environment that exists in the country towards trans people, particularly in the name of liberal 'feminism'. @fight_for_a_future @rowllingofficial

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

Here's an alternate fantasy author who isn't an absolute cunt: Ursula K Le Guin

Instead of your guns, turns out you should of been worried about the government taking you.

If I find a job and have a window before I start, I may send out a few other applications that include "If you don't hire me, I'll steal your bones."

Real dedication will be looking up hiring managers and adding their names.

The “language is changing and I don’t like it” brigade are in full denial that language has always changed. The great beauty of English is how ravenously adaptive it is and always has been

12 Dem Senators who voted for the fascist Lakey Riley Act:
Mark Kelly and Ruben Gallego - AZ
Jacky Rosen and Catherine Cortez Masto - NV
Maggie Hassan and Jeanne Shaheen - NH
Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock - GA
Gary Peters and Elissa Slotkin - MI
Mark Warner - VA
John Fetterman - PA

12 Dem Senators and 48 Dem House members voted for the Laken Riley Act—allowing US Govt to deport immigrants on the mere accusation of a crime.

As you see those 60 Dems complain about Mahmoud Khalil, Rumeysa Ozturk, or Kilmar Abrego Garcia, among many more—please know they enabled this fascism.

For at least like...a week. It's so much.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Every pizza place has gotten an inflated ego from this, and only a few deserve it.

There is an impulse in moments like this to appeal to self-interest. To say: These horrors you are allowing to happen, they will come to your doorstep one day; to repeat the famous phrase about who they came for first and who they'll come for next. But this appeal cannot, in matter of fact, work. If the people well served by a system that condones such butchery ever truly believed the same butchery could one day be inflicted on them, they'd tear the system down tomorrow. And anyway, by the time such a thing happens, the rest of us will already be dead. No, there is no terrible thing coming for you in some distant future, but know that a terrible thing is happening to you now. You are being asked to kill off a part of you that would otherwise scream in opposition to injustice. You are being asked to dismantle the machinery of a functioning conscience. Who cares if diplomatic expediency prefers you shrug away the sight of dismembered children? Who cares if great distance from the bloodstained middle allows obliviousness. Forget pity, forget even the dead if you must, but at least fight against the theft of your soul.

One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.

Disgusting.

oh noes! Elon’s having another Big Sad. boo fucking hoo ’nobody likes me, wah wah wah’

here's today's post: "oh noes! Elon’s having another Big Sad. boo fucking hoo" — ’nobody likes me, wah wah wah.’
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Thinking of changing my name to "Spungis" if I can find a way to make money off it.

We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.

Has Titus Burgess ever played D&D or any tabletop? If not, I'm offering this up as pure gold for any actual play.

Cartoon depicts a postal worker holding an envelope. Text reads “the post office is a service not a business (just like the police and fire departments!) When they say it needs to turn a profit…Tell them to go fuck themselves”

Via mail carrier Bob Frantz

a person wearing a mask with red hearts in their eyes and the words heart eyes on the bottom Alt: a person wearing a mask with red hearts in their eyes and the words heart eyes on the top

Saw one of those hospital robots today and it was designed to display heart eyes. Other people found it cute, but I was concerned thanks to @joshruben.bsky.social