Tim (Tenser's Herniated Disc)

"When you see a baddie, get your bone out!" - my 5yo to me when we were playing Stardew Valley because I bought the femur since it does more dmg than the wooden sword.

The Crow: City of Angels

Operation: He Can't See Without His Glasses

I play No Man's Sky, so I'm getting in my ship and flying away from any planet with this shit just casually laying around.

Also it's okay to bully bullies. Like both Tom Homan and I look like a thumb shaped bald fuck. If someone calls him one, I'm not going to be like "hey now! not all thumbmen!"

I just attempt to live my life in a way that someone won't call me one.

I also think your physically changes based on the type of person you are. Like not whole lot, but enough to intrinsically know if this is a weird looking asshole if you know how to read people.

You can absolutely see a person and *know* they suck.

Portal is such an unrealistic game that I've never been able to get behind.

How do you have that gun and NOT try to give yourself a blowjob as the very first test? Nonsense storytelling if you ask me.

Completely not related to anything, but if you wear a cowboy hat unironically and are not on location for a movie or television series, people should be allowed to try to shoot the hat off your head.

For an AI video this is pretty good.

"plus the girls?!"

This would be weird enough if he was doing it at parties or something. But this motherfucker was working at the Home Depot at the time.

Okay... I'll vote for her for president.

More important question: Is Spartacus: House of Ashur good?

I mean, I'll watch a second season if there is one. But it either misses something magical about the original series, or I've emotionally matured since the original series was on.

Is it fun? Not really. The procedure itself is actually not a big deal at all. The prep the day before SUCKS. But it gave me an excuse to binge watch Spartacus: House of Ashur on my phone yesterday.

I just had my first one literally this morning (I'm 45). Which was surreal given the news.

It used to be 50. They dropped the age because of it's increasing appearance in younger people. Please get one.

I'm so happy you finally got this work! I kept reading the alt text of the black screen and I'm like "bsky doesn't let you shoot cartoons anymore?"

You did Substack worth investigative journalism part. I tapped out after 9 days of history.

Holy shit, I just looked at his reply section and that's ALL it is.

Just white knighting for Gaiman under the guise of being a casual fan defending an innocent man.

Bro, I have an actual shelf full of his stuff too. I'm not compelled to be his personal Jesus because he made some stuff I liked.

I've always wanted to make a parody episode of Sesame Street where Elmo deals with the existential crisis of why humans around him grow old and die and he never changes... and why his parents look different.

Same. For all his cringe, he's always struck me as a legitimately good guy who owns up to whatever mistakes he's made.

Also being able to make whatever low budget movie you want without permission because of a podcast bit that people said they wanted to see is pretty baller.

Oh, I meant the "waste pla." I assumed it was like failed prints that you were someone melting down to pour into the mold and was wondering how you were doing that because my attempts to do something like that have been unsuccessful.

I like to think Candace Owens has a Claude AI Charlie Kirk boyfriend.

You don't understand, that pig you saw when the Hulk was at Franklin's BBQ in Austin Texas is going to be Spider-Man in Thunderbolts 2: Bacon Me Crazy!

Yet you participate in a universe! Curious! I am very intelligent.

"Today, I will be the shield that guards Neil Gaiman on the internet" is a conscious choice this dude made. To search for arrows to block no matter when they were loosed.

Wild shit.

"Why does Finn, the stormtrooper janitor, know how to use a lightsaber?"

"Well if you bothered to read the prequel book Finn is trained in all weapons." Eat me.

This is an pattern in media today that drives me up the wall. That you have to be tuned to every related media for the thing to make sense.

House of the Dragon & TLOU on HBO was like this. "You want to know what's going on? Watch the BtS video!" Fuck you. If it's not in the show it's not real.

I'm not advocating for anything. But if something were to happen to this guy. I think we'd all be okay.

I'm going to need to speak to Hannah immediately about the Things.