Tenser's Herniated Disc

I'm autistic because of my aerodynamic penis.

What in the Paul Blart?

I don't know anything about wrestling anymore so I'd get it and walk around talking about how excited I am for the Henry Cavil reboot.

I legit love how Laura is just going to have a special wedding episode for every campaign.

Not that I'm planning on leaving Bsky. But it's nice to have options. And I'm thinking about building a site in Ghost CMS which there's some cool fediverse integrations there it looks like.

I will say if you want an easy way to get your feet wet on Mastodon. The Vivaldi Browser has its own Vivaldi Social instance that's easy to sign up for and doesn't seem like it's something that will puff up in smoke one day.

I'm still just lurking on there for now.

How to grow a giant pumpkin, with help from science - The Associated Press The picture is a guy standing next to a giant pale pumpkin laying on it's side. There's support framing around it. Stuff taped to it. It looks like a gigantic disembodied asshole that would be the subject of a bad sci Fi movie.

I know what the headline says, but you aren't unconvincing me this isn't "The Asshole of Boe" from an unaired Doctor Who episode.

A third thing about Tom's Diner.

The lyrics to the Meow Mix jingle fit perfectly, and you'll never unhear it.

I want chicken
I want liver
Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please deliver

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

It's going to be weird when my only social media is discord

What happened to the one week where he was wanting to go to heaven?

How to grow a giant pumpkin, with help from science - The Associated Press The picture is a guy standing next to a giant pale pumpkin laying on it's side. There's support framing around it. Stuff taped to it. It looks like a gigantic disembodied asshole that would be the subject of a bad sci Fi movie.

I know what the headline says, but you aren't unconvincing me this isn't "The Asshole of Boe" from an unaired Doctor Who episode.

War ravaged. Burning to the ground.

But also, every frozen yogurt shop, toy store, and breakfast nook open for business.

The speed at which these tech oligarchs and wannabes go full fascist. They aren't used to this kind of attention and are so Anti-Human any sort of introspection on the how and why they are experiencing this kind of hostility. They just expect everyone to be in awe of them and their "genius."

For reference: bsky.app/profile/catw...

Boy just when I thought I was maybe too harsh with my other post, the biggest dog whistle sounded.

I'll say it.

I fucking hate waffles and I think they should die.

Miller coming out wearing Trump's loosely fitting skin hoping no one notices.

There should be more to it though, I think. Like
IF before Nov 23 AND IF follower count > {whatever number} OR IF followed Doug Chu before he was a piece of shit, or something.

It's before November of 2023 I think is the qualifier.

Not only that, but if I remember correctly, the word was originally on the banned list and a later git commit showed that it was removed.

Ah, yes, the pseudo intellectual facade of having a deep understanding of humanity despite the fact that they can't empathize in nor navigate a world of humans, and in fact, have clear disdain for them.

Welcome to Libertarian Tech Mogul Park.

Miller coming out wearing Trump's loosely fitting skin hoping no one notices.

This whole "we have Twitter at home" thing you are doing here isn't going to work. People who like Twitter are already staying on Twitter.

Bro, you didn't even tag the right person. You need to lie down and think about what you're doing.

"Danica Was a Racist Car Driver" is my favorite Primus song

If Rocko's Modern Life made you transgender, let's be friends. I'm not trans, just to disclose that up front, but I'd love to be besties with someone who became trans because of Rocko's Modern Life.

The only explanation for having fruit only on one side is if you are going to eat that waffle like a sandwich. Sociopath.

It's waffles all the way down

Bluesky owes Jerry $1 million in royalties for this