hasidic reggaeton superstar chabad bunny

Supply-side economics is the child of invention

conspiracy theorist? nah i'm a conspiracy praxist

you can't fire me, I'm gay!

u talk about k-beauty brands and everyone assumes u mean south korea

everybody anarcho-primitivist until they can't wire transfer money to their babymama

(Norm voice) The more I learn about this Moloch fella the less I care for him

i've the flu or i would

The laughing of fools is the voice of your shadow

overcast day and melatonin save me

not nearly enough is sacred these days

starting an out-of-body expedia

deep sea fish, i love you. lightless denizens ONLY! you don't know it but you're going to thrive one soon. when armageddon comes and the corpses from the surface slough into the depths, you'll be goin fuckin craaazayyy

o guillotine, engine of severance, send a stygian boatman to collect our tormentors

the best part of waking up, is Sysco in your trough 🎵

what is the united states but a feedlot for assassination patsies

you know you're withering away when you crave nursing home food

to err is yuman, to recede, angelic

my relationship with my body is something like trench warfare

the countdown to me crashing out is being dangled from a cloud by that guy from the mario kart

how much my ass jiggles is an inverse coefficient to how much your opinion concerns me

advice for future bridesmaids: yes the day is about her but lowkey it's kinda about you. who cares ya hg is starting her dynasty or w/e

tweeting floor blues

if you have a heart and pay attention and have internal consitency, you likely should be schizophrenic by now

there are worse thjngs a girl can be than antivax i suppose

another gorgeous evening in the East Germany of microblogging

when I sleep the cat walks on me like an unmarked grave

homegoods is like target for bisexuals

there are two
pterodactlys inside you

died of nurtural causes