Nathan 🐡

Hello Nurse! Hello Machinist! Hello Civil Servant! ...

The real star of the show: the mini rex, very handsome lad.

@spindlypete.bsky.social long live the queen

i got a chaco strap sunburn

at da beach

I don’t know what changed, but this is what it feels like to use this website now

he is going to place a sausage on a fishing line in your mailbox so the slobbering neighborhood dog follows you, and I'm not going to stop him

i was making a joke about the kinds of questions that Slate's Care and Feeding advice column answers. Boyo can be a comic-strip inspired praknster if he desires.

help @Slate, my son loves Calvin (of and Hobbes fame), Bart Simpson, and someone called "Big Nate"?. This is making him attempt age-appropriate pranks, and adopt an overall 'lil stinker' demeanor. How can I crush his spirit?

passin the footy with the boyo

@murderxbryan.bsky.social now listening to the 'Vacouver' live show. flub! flub! flub!

If you gotta bear your soul, your lawyer, therapist, call girl all charge by the hour and I have a caseload.

as a regulator, I'm not police but i am an adverse party, so please stop talking to me too

au counterair, i just drink too much so my snoring is acute, not chronic.

Vieja just does not understand One Piece

j always missing a crucial element to the cinematic experience

Matter of taste ofc, just being a hater, I'll drink it lol

Gamay a break, PNW light reds are too light. sorry, my palate prefer the Bordeaux root stock from Cali.

whats the grape mix in the cuvee?

Oregon wines are mid. not a huge fan of pinot

he couldnt resist the physician's urge to add chart notes to any journal entry

psych: and,... is smooth matt damon telling you to do things?
patient: *dont say we bought a zoo*.... "we bought a zoo"
psych: *long pause while furiously writing chart notes*

the davinky boys love to do 2 part fakeout posts where they're like 1) "ambiguous dumbass statement", 2) "haha we're actually in on the joke 😘😜"

i hated them bc they made a mess, but my kids loved these "fossil" kits that had a plaster/cornstarch (non-tox, just starch and chalk) block you had to break (a spurtle would work) to reveal a plastic "fossil"

Rare cursed items in the bag

The witch and ice mage are mine 😊

@spindlypete.bsky.social Gov. Tina Kotek was dressed as the tin man this year FYI

i made the boutenier and helped with her crown btw

me and my dotter dressed up for uncle's wedding.