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That's Sparkapus! His human is more tolerant, less sharp. 'Expert' behind the scenes in pro photo market. Profile pic: a beautiful tabby lying upside down in orange comforter. Banner pic: sunlit reeds in a dried lake bed

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A graph showing the specious correlation between viewership of The Big Bang Theory and google searchs for 'how to make baby'.
Image credit to https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious/correlation/

A graph showing the specious correlation between viewership of The Big Bang Theory and google searchs for 'how to make baby'. Image credit to https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious/correlation/

JFC. We're never gotta get rid of the effing show once RFK discovers

09.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Treasury department tired of waiting for the CIA?

03.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These grifters have no shame, or creativity. How many times do we have to hear the completely nonsensical pitch for essentially the exact same thing?

02.10.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Silhouette looking a bit like the current U.S. president, with "The Enemy Within." written within the silhouette.

Silhouette looking a bit like the current U.S. president, with "The Enemy Within." written within the silhouette.

30.09.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The Hegseth 'you fuck one goat' directive.

30.09.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who wants a flaccid corn dog?

29.09.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Oilers response is as damning as the article itself. They claim the journalist doesn't account for increased scale.

Sure guys... famously, as you ramp up scale, per unit cost increases.

14.7% up to 27.7%

Amazing they got away with it this long. Amazing they thought it wouldn't be caught.

28.09.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HEGSETH: If you get strange texts from my number, it’s not me.
Msg me at therealpetedoes88@telegram for updates

26.09.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
When Saddam Hussein held a public purge
YouTube video by Penguin History When Saddam Hussein held a public purge

I think #1 most likely.
But I did think of #3 first.
youtu.be/MohJLPgutKQ

26.09.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Letterkenny character Boomtown noted for his one word assessment of people.

Letterkenny character Boomtown noted for his one word assessment of people.

I always hear Boomtown

26.09.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The "affordable somehow" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Hard to imagine how remote and rural areas are not going to be even worse off.

Not to mention further isolation of seniors and people with mobility issues everywhere.

Canada Post should have expanded duties, and operate at a loss. It's fine

25.09.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

😯πŸ˜₯

25.09.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Classic photo of 4 guys moving a soccer net

Classic photo of 4 guys moving a soccer net

22.09.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that we can finally talk about moving the goal posts in a positive light. Like, seriously obvious, overdue decision.

22.09.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having some interest in picking up on some podcasts...
I'm not sure if I should be following this thread for what people like, or what people don't like.
Please talk.
I'll be over in the corner.

17.09.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazingly, they didn't close the sidewalk on the bridge while it was flowing. At least when it started. I was riding my bike on it, and wind took enough water onto the sidewalk to completely blind me for a bit. Quick dismount and major adrenaline rush!

12.09.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had Levi's jeans in my 20s that I had for 10 years. I wore them cutting trails through thick forest. I maybe wore through a back pocket because I would hold shears there.

Now, working a desk job, I've had multiple pairs of Levi's tear mid thigh within a year.

(Kirkland is better quality now)

04.09.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Multitude of little fish forming a bigger fish chasing and about to engulf a large singular fish

Multitude of little fish forming a bigger fish chasing and about to engulf a large singular fish

More of us

03.09.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A good message to send would be: If you don't feel right, or feel fully informed... don't sign.
More of us than them.

03.09.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember those days... before the cherry maggots discovered my tree. (Years fighting them, hard to eradicate... hope better for your colleague.)

02.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you mind if I put this on a Tshirt (for personal use)?

02.09.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Voice 004_sd-1.m4a Shared with Jumpshare

Any #owl fancier or ornithologist able to identify this bird? Dusk/night calls in St.Paul Alberta.

jumpshare.com/s/pptdvMD4Wv...

01.09.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thick smoke out by St.Paul, but at least it's wood. Not the Genalta chemicals. Fort Saskatchewan must have been absolutely awful.

(Forest smoke projected to hit Edmonton bad tomorrow)

01.09.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At what point does repeatedly attacking the very thing you swore to defend become treason?

And what about that legal scholar who boldly stated, "If it's good for the country, it's legal?"

31.08.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wiki page snip showing conspiracy theory suggesting... pretty much 2025

Wiki page snip showing conspiracy theory suggesting... pretty much 2025

some of it seems a little prescient

28.08.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a bookmark. This clownfuckery is so incredibly stupid on every level. Logic... Morality... Practicality... even Feasability...

grrr

27.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To extend the life (dramatically), I suggest looking into either buying and installing an electric anode, or making sure you periodically inspect your existing one -mainly just so it doesn't weld itself closed with rust.

e.g.
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25.08.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œAssholes, all of you β€” and I’m not even drunk yet,” a man tells the FBI and MPD.

23.08.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Paint huffing Warriors dude

Paint huffing Warriors dude

Top law enforcement of the land applying some backhanded justice.

23.08.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beat me to it.

22.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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