indiannie jones

Prison for Pope-killer JD Vance.

we need to stop normalizing things

on that note though: insane to me as a parent you wouldn’t do everything in your power to minimize your child’s suffering. like she’s hurting now but polio hurts more

baby girl got her 2 month vaccines today and she’s so achy i can tell :(

so are they are just cool with Vance wearing eyeliner. like do you think they’ve ever tried to talk to him about it or have they just all collectively agreed to let it go

feels like a safe time to admit i love popovers and gravy they popped off with that one

nobody told me how fun it is to look at ur baby’s gums. like hell yeah you got morning in that mouth and it’s cute as FUCK

(Telepathically to everyone in the world) quick while soft power is being dismantled do communism. They aren’t looking

they need costumes

My enemies and detractors have conspired to curse me with diarrhea of the butthole

fuck it yeah. do animals need guns for their teeth

they let me keep my tooth but now i’m all fucked up

i feel bad for europeans who get really into tracking american politics and talking about it all the time. you can drive to the alps and the louvre. you can ride trains to like istanbul and palermo and lisbon and budapest. it is insane that you care about our 78 year old senators. go enjoy your life

Sam Nordquist, a transgender man, was murdered in New York after being tortured for more than a month by five people. He was 24 years old. Please do not forget his name. www.cnn.com/2025/02/15/u...

omg slay i love these

hell yeah made a lavender earl grey cake with lemon buttercream can’t wait for dessert tonight

a large black cat sniffs a one month old baby. the baby is wearing a pink onesie with hearts and they are both on a blanket with hearts surrounded by more felt heart decor

a large black cat is looking at the camera next to a one month old baby. the baby is wearing a pink onesie with hearts and they are both on a blanket with hearts surrounded by more felt heart decor

shut up look at my babies 🥹

i’m so sorry for your loss cait. i loved your scrungly cat so much, as so many of us did

It’s funny how you can go from a state of genuinely not wanting to be alive anymore to realizing what a gift it is to exist after a single weekend. I don’t know what to do with that information, but I thought it might be useful for somebody else out there

It’s just bleak that there’s a considerable amount of people who are like “thank goodness the worlds richest human being is stopping the tyranny of the consumer financial protection bureau and that guy who collects atmospheric data”

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:

Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo

bsky please hurry up on group chats so I can finally delete twitter forever please please please please please I hate that piece of shit website

half these people are too afraid to fact check their relatives but you want me to believe they’d do direct action? oh ok

please i’ve been looking everywhere for it

speaking of, does anybody on here have the meme of trump talking about missing shinzo abe, but he’s speaking like koko the gorilla??

(pretending i haven't opened my phone in the last 13 days) greek salad is the move when red onion and feta is the vibe

a few times a year i try to be friendly with my parents and everything is always a “political statement” which reminds me why i don’t talk to them anymore. i miss who they were pre maga