Smeve

do yall think they explore each others bodies during the conclave?

forgot i had this app

no don on the padres broadcast, what has the world come to

i have decided to become a toxic baseball poster on this platform

guys please remember before you have sex for the first time you have to unwrap your balls

am i allowed to call elon musk a pedophile here. is that legal

yeah i’m into couples costumes, me and a cold beer

🌭 hotdog 🌭

shout out to hotdogs

"ai is making it so everyone can make art"
everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity

for whom my balls swole

doctor please, you have to save my son, who else will dry my tomatoes

if they can trademark taco tuesday i can trademark smeve saturday

posting this at 3pm on a thursday

bluesky i hardly know her

going to have a beer tn if that’s okay with everyone

going outside really isn’t that fun once you remember that everything cool in nature you see is owned by someone

crazy how the trump mugshot has generated a stimulus to the economy from centrists buying merch

what is joe biden going to do about me not being able to chill as often as i want

we should replace credit scores with swag scores

there's no way anyone has posted the mugshot here yet, right?

guys have u heard about this game called among us i think it’s gonna be huge

time to put this bitch ass canvas app back on my phone

the yankees are so pathetic

Conservatives are afraid of the rising number of transgender individuals because they represent a threat to the stranglehold on eSports held by Racist Guys

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.