@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery. i like to think of myself as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
did I once do bad stand-up?
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there’s no way his real name is dick van dyke
11.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Elvis Presley was originally cast as Sheriff Taylor on the Andy Griffith Show but after a bit of reflection the producers realized that they needed to go with someone named Andy Griffith
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Turns out Travis’s favorite artist is Mark Rothko
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fellas, don’t wear long sleeves with shorts!
10.10.2025 16:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1today at the coffee shop: giggly man watching sportsball highlights on his phone
10.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1yes
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did not anticipate a Big Star themed Connections this morning
10.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0from tonight’s big to do
10.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sisters named Twyla and Zona
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09.10.2025 21:28 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maggie prepares for a big social event tonight at work!
09.10.2025 18:07 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
co-workers: great! we’re all on the same page!
maggie:
i mean, i feel like this should be off the table but what do i know? 🤷♀️
09.10.2025 13:25 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1László Krasznahorkai
09.10.2025 11:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0are you sure that’s not real?
09.10.2025 02:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0at a certain point it just becomes kind of passive aggressive 🤝
09.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0imagine one moment expanded to the size of the entire universe 🎶
09.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🤷♀️
08.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0now you know why i never sang along when i posted my fumbling attempts at the guitar during the pandemic!
08.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mood tonight
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