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Maggie Westrum

@maggiewestrum.bsky.social

gentle amusement cloaked in mystery. i like to think of myself as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.

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Latest posts by maggiewestrum.bsky.social on Bluesky

11.08.2025 02:09 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
11.08.2025 01:40 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
11.08.2025 01:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

new genre: prof rock

11.08.2025 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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you don’t want to mess with johnny manchego

11.08.2025 01:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

nice

11.08.2025 01:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman and a stuffed animal are looking at each other in front of a tv ALT: a woman and a stuffed animal are looking at each other in front of a tv
11.08.2025 01:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
11.08.2025 01:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the isle of man makes no sense, like what is it?

11.08.2025 00:50 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 13    📌 0

😳

11.08.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[Verse]
How can I compete
With that ghost in your room
With that moon
With that glimmer of the you that you once knew?
If I go outside
Will you let me bloom?
I could be a good girl
Do what you say to do

[Chorus]
Muddy roses
Muddy roses
Muddy roses
Muddy roses
Muddy roses
Muddy roses

10.08.2025 20:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obi-Wan Skibidi

10.08.2025 19:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

shhh 🤫

10.08.2025 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i wanted to be a shady veterinarian when i grew up

09.08.2025 22:00 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

always 😉

09.08.2025 21:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🤷‍♀️

09.08.2025 20:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0
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a man in a patriots jersey is smiling and looking at the camera ALT: a man in a patriots jersey is smiling and looking at the camera
09.08.2025 20:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

apparently the new vikings guy reads philosophy???

09.08.2025 20:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1

suno.com/s/g2fna6Bpx1...

09.08.2025 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes, it obviously is lol

09.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“not part of the ethics community” is my new favorite phrase to describe trump loyalists

09.08.2025 16:54 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

isn’t there?

09.08.2025 02:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if i did nothing but sit-ups for a week, i could probably make the olympics team

09.08.2025 02:08 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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a group of seagulls are flying over a beach ALT: a group of seagulls are flying over a beach

why are there seagulls in the parking lot of the lake street cub foods

08.08.2025 23:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

she will kill again

08.08.2025 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i did not know that

08.08.2025 21:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you don’t hear much about the Solway Firth Spaceman anymore

08.08.2025 19:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes, he was deeply affected by our trip

08.08.2025 16:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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