@toymaker.bsky.social
Grizzled ancient videogame generalist artist/tech-artist, specializing in VFX, UX, and data-driven systems design. I also run a small TTRPG Studio @hackshackgames.bsky.social
Plush crochet frog folk amigurumi on cartoon lily pads.
Hop into something cute! 🐸 My Frog Folk crochet pattern just went live on Patreon— low-sew, colorwork options, and totally adventuring-ready!
www.patreon.com/posts/patter....
What fantasy or D&D-inspired critter should I crochet next?
#dungeonsanddragonscrochet #dndcrochet #frogstogetherstrong
Good Morning my Lovelies.☕️
The Weekend is here! Have a good one.💜
*John Carpenter sighs, gets out the synth*
29.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 390 🔁 84 💬 3 📌 3Fucking gross. Just gross. Fuck everyone involved in this.
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From the first ever issue of Game Informer magazine in 1991, 'True power players take a ride on the Hot Seat'. Apparently.
27.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 89 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 1
I have a very bad feeling about this...
27.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 54290 🔁 10171 💬 1878 📌 652The Power Fantasy of Superman is you still have a staff job on a newspaper.
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For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
25.10.2025 12:24 — 👍 283 🔁 37 💬 3 📌 0THOREAU IT ALL AWAY 🏆
23.10.2025 21:12 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Tweet 1/2: Gilles (@OldGilles): Nobody follows up "I'm not left or right" with a left wing opinion do they. Tweet 2/2: JustOzyV2 on youtube (@0zymandiasV2): 1.) "I'm not left or right but" 2.) *Right wing opinion* 3.) Get mad when someone calls it right wing 4.) Claim the left pushed you closer to the right 5.) Go back to step 1
Follow for more things that are obvious to everyone except you.
24.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Scientists Warn Earth Could Fall Below 50% On Tomatometer Within a Year hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
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Recovering from an INCREDIBLE, and RECORD-BREAKING Video Store Day, so thank you all who attended, virtually participated, or supported @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social or other video stores in any way. New episode went up Sunday, but if you missed it, BAM, here it is: youtu.be/O8p6aHgr4ow?...
23.10.2025 21:39 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
Digging these rarer New Wave B-side tracks this youtuber put together. I don't often go for nostalgia, due to it being a slow poison for the mind, but this stuff doesn't feel too toxic to indulge in.
At least it's "real" 80's music, not that synthwave BS. #oldman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=STb1...
Never sass a squatch.
23.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's me. I'm the wife.
22.10.2025 16:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fireworks in the hood, guessing the M's won?
21.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
These. Were. Men. In. Their. 30s.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
This cracked me up (by Justin Charity at The Ringer) www.theringer.com/2025/10/15/v...
15.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 940 🔁 148 💬 19 📌 8I'm diabetic and can't take it due to side effects. Tell them I told the doctors you could have mine.
12.10.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Title screen for the video game “Papers, Please”
RUMOR: New ICE Recruits Given Copy of “Papers, Please” in Lieu of Proper Training
12.10.2025 01:07 — 👍 1056 🔁 163 💬 18 📌 5Portland's ANTIFA pulled out the big guns.... the Unipiper.
Stay Weird Portland!
Happy baseballin' to all you baseballers. Sounds like it was a helluva game!
11.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
OCTOBER 17th - Join us for a meeting of our Crochet Guild for some Social Crafting (it doesn't need to be crochet). We meet up on the 1st and 3rd Fridays downstairs at the Hollyhills Event Center in Bothell from 6-9pm.
#crochet #bothellcrafting #socialcraftingbothell
Apparently you can be both the Law and the Mint at the same time. Who knew.
10.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Genius. Nasty genius.
10.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hort! Hort hort!
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09.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OK. Last time.
A D&D Stirge detaches after draining 10 HP of blood. Therefore HP are a measurable unit of blood (I estimate 200ml per HP).
Characters with high HP might have hundreds of liters contained in their bodies at high pressure. Even light nicks tend to spray anime-style.
It's science.
Fairly sure she knows the ship is sinking, and is the first rat swimming off the boat..
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