Jules

Listen I know my connective tissues are garbage but I didn't realize they were "give myself whiplash by getting into bed" garbage

My psych just straight up argued with me that I shouldn't be worried about medicaid and SNAP getting cut because the other branches of government won't let that happen
Could he prescribe me some of whatever the fuck he's on?

The vet will never find her here

You ever go see a movie with someone that just completely misses the point and doesn't understand what they're watching? My mom just called Glinda "that bitch" 😳😕
#wicked

Ugh, I feel you. The weather here the last few days has completely knocked me on my ass. My ubrelvy is struggling to keep the migraine flare under control. I hope yours is over soon, they're the worst.

Merle no 😭
#mytimeatsandrock

My feed is full of people listing their interests and I'd do it too but the moment you ask me what I like, I suddenly cannot remember a single piece of media I've ever interacted with

A raccoon is in a bed with a fuzzy blanket scrolling on a phone. Text says “me posting the most garbage memes first thing in the morning. I’m awake and it’s everyone’s problem now”

good morning friends!

i love how cats just slap everything they don't understand

"this looks like a PS2 game"

the fuck are you talking about PS2 games look great

The next 5 hours until the pharmacy opens and I can pick up my migraine meds are gonna feel like 5 days

It actually isn't that hard at all! You have to have a stomach for some gross things and be prepared for loss because they're not the hardiest animals but they're really fun and cute. I hatched my first chicks this year too and it's wild how fast they grow. 🥹 the white ones were puffballs in Aug

Elise has her senior picture ready for the yearbook

She was roosting on my telescope instead of with her friends and I asked her if she was okay and tried to give her a little scratch. I understand being grumpy but I can't let her think fingers are for eating. 😂

I guess my first post here will just be to say that I just used the bathroom while holding a chicken in air jail.
Her name is Goose and she tried to eat my fingers.
And to answer your question: yes, it is difficult to go to the bathroom while holding a chicken.

Okay but your name is such a good pun