Rather Odd Pursuits 🦆

danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America? there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically

a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week. the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

BREAKING: DHS waives dozens of laws to rush border wall construction through Big Bend State Park.

They want to rob this iconic western landscape from all of us, locking away our fishing holes & campsites behind concrete and steel. It's a grotesque act of political vandalism.

Jeez. Yeah unless you have a medical condition and special soaps... that's way overkill.

To make an effort to get out of the house, I've been buying tickets to local concerts and events. I have to say that I'm absolutely loving the new rule that the price you are shown for tickets now has to include all fees and service charges. No more "surprise! this ticket actually costs $25 more!"

I got blocked by like 10 people on a post where someone was freaked out that her live-in boyfriend used her bar soap directly on his body instead of using a washrag. I asked what disease she thought she was being exposed to that she wasn't by sleeping in the same bed, kissing, or having sex.

Pekka Siitoin (1944-2003), the Reichsführer of Finland (self-employed), a satanist and a "raunchologist" in his latter years. In the photo, an old man dressed in a red cape and shorts, wearing long "horns" on his head and holding a wooden cross upside down, is making a hand gesture. He is sitting on a porch and looks very, very silly. Among other things, he declared he would be the first Finn to have sex with an "ufo woman," and also knew nifty spells like how to drink a lot of booze but stay sober ("drink two glasses of milk and eat 200 g of cheese. Then say: 'Oh cow, in You I trust.'") But he also was convicted of a bombing and arson of a printer of the newspaper of the Finnish Communist Party. Fuck Nazis. Picture from https://mubi.com/en/cast/pekka-siitoin , details from https://turunaika.fi/jutut/okkultistista-naantalin-natsiksi/ and https://www.hs.fi/helsinki/art-2000006441407.html

So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)

Analysis | The fact that Joe Biden isn't in the Epstein files shows how politically and culturally irrelevant he has become.

I wouldn't know, I have the 'tism and don't like to look at people's faces.

I would be pretty put out if someone started holding me like a taco...

Border Patrol agent under criminal investigation after shooting Montessori teacher 5 times The Border Patrol agent who shot a Chicago teacher five times is now under criminal investigation, MS NOW reported on Thursday."Christopher Parente, an attorney for Marimar Martinez, said an assistant U.S. attorney in Indiana confirmed to him that Border Patrol agent Charles Exum is the subject of a...

The Border Patrol agent who shot a Chicago teacher five times is now under criminal investigation, MS NOW reported on Thursday.

When Ds are back in charge, they have to change everything. No moderate half-measures. Just relentless razing of the corrupt institutions that enriched the worst people in the world and propped up fascism.

A few suggestions...

[commercial for soup]
Have you ever wanted to eat regular food only with water poured all over it?
NARRATOR: SOUP

"Dude, Where's My Star?"

Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash Flock off

Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash

Ragnar Blackwolf • 23h Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you think the odds are that person is also a goat fucker? Reply 1

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Time for some protest flash mobs.

House Republicans are calling for an investigation into Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show over “widespread twerking and pelvic thrusts.”

Fact.

Apparently inflation, border policy, and the debt can wait…but hips at halftime demand immediate federal oversight.

Waymo Is Getting DoorDashers to Close Doors on Self Driving Cars The companies have launched a pilot program in Atlanta, where “during the rare event a vehicle door is left ajar, preventing the car from departing, nearby Dashers are notified, allowing Waymo to get ...

Waymo, Google’s autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash have launched a pilot program that pays delivery workers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that a previous passenger left open, according to a joint statement from the company given to 404 Media.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Marketing email that says: "Buy Yourself the Guitar, it's cheaper than therapy"

Oh shit they're on to me

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

He's never gotten past the bouncer into one of those places.

Member of US Marshals Service shoots, kills person in DC’s Mayfair neighborhood - WTOP News Members of the U.S. Marshals Service shot and killed a person Wednesday afternoon in Northeast D.C.’s Mayfair neighborhood, a law enforcement source told WTOP.

A US Marshal who is part of Trump's surge of feds in DC shot and killed someone in DC yesterday evening and there is barely any coverage and not a single post on here yet about it? wtop.com/dc/2026/02/u...

Timmy the Tiger, he's okay!

Only if the movie's goal was to make money. As a bribe I'm sure it did very well.

i finally understand why people admire elon musk; it takes incredible determination and perseverance to have billions of dollars and never, even accidentally, spend a single minute being cool

I’ve decided that for lent I’m giving up

KEEP GOING

PUSHBACK WORKS

It gets stupider. bsky.app/profile/pbum...

Okay gonna need a Pixar movie that will rip my still beating heart out made about this little guy immediately please