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Or there's no joke to get.

Gluten free but will put anything else inside him.

As someone who did a lot of World of Darkness LARPing... It's so true. And rule number one of that game is to not fucking stand out.

Ok, so explain it.

*therefore

A least weasel. It fits in the palm of the hand.

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

Argentina President Javier Milei doing the “Trump dance” at Mar-a-Lago after getting an $40 billion bailout.

Meanwhile, Trump won’t renew subsides for American healthcare.

Ones that you make look like your ex.

tumblr post from user subcultureblues: “love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that” [photo of two tiny little bright green beady eyes glowing out of an underwater cavern. further inspection reveals they belong to a giant dark mottled creature lurking in the shadows] “demon”

a closeup of the axolotl in the light. she is beautiful. a beautiful little monster. definitely a little demon. OP: “everyone in the comments: STOP calling The Leviathan adorable you're making her insecure!!!!!!!!!!! She's a wicked, malevolent creature of darkness and you WILL show her some respect!!!”

hey @ethankocak.com i found a new favourite guy

Armed US immigration agents drive off with toddler after arrest of father ‘Devastated’ family demands answers after one-year-old driven by armed agents from LA Home Depot parking lot

After arresting a U.S. citizen in a Home Depot parking lot, armed immigration agents drove off with his one-year-old daughter.

The Trump administration's mass deportation machine puts every one of us in danger.

Do you not remember before when every time and unfavorable ruling came out the right would blame it on the fact that the judge was some lefty installed by Clinton or Obama or whatever regardless of what the truth was. News reporters decided to get in front if it and put that in the original story.

Walmart Thanksgiving.

Trump and Walmart are posting that Walmart’s Thanksgiving promo price is cheaper, so grocery prices must cost less. Let’s put the following into even more perspective: (1/3)

There's no way we could get all those babies up to 200lbs by next year. We'll need to use immigrants for this too.

If you can’t be bothered to get out the calculator, the combined weight of 350,000,000 Americans (assuming a very high average of 200 pounds), is 70 billion. Which means we will need to double our population and then kill everyone. Let’s get started, people!

Yes, I reposted you.

But I am not in repost with you.

US President Donald Trump looks on after a man fainted during an... US President Donald Trump looks on after a man fainted during an announcement about weight-loss drugs in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, DC on November 6, 2025. Trump announced...

This photo was taken earlier today in the Oval Office after a drug-company executive fainted during an announcement about weight-loss drugs, and it's hilarious to me that Getty's description of the moment is "Trump looks on"

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

A Border Patrol agent bragged about shooting someone, texts show "Sweet. My fifteen mins of fame. Lmao."

An ICE officer who shot a US citizen in Chicago last month bragged about the incident in texts afterwards, according to court documents.

It’s just one of the latest examples of how, contrary to the Trump administration’s own narrative, the agents supposedly helping are posing a danger to residents.

the look of a man who is constantly annoyed that dying people are interrupting his party

I'm confident you can defeat them.

Same with convincing people that soap bottles are dirty and you need a touchless one, that pours a pre-programed amount of soap.

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

Don't forget that he thinks people seeking political asylum are escapees from insane asylums.

Doug Jones has a name, my good sir!

Just updated as I was looking at the page.

It's the Smarties, isn't it?

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