JFK’s Shiny Teeth

DOG IS ANTIFA

We could've had VP Tim Walz sharing his Thanksgiving dressing recipe right now, but no

Good news everybody, 7-year-old neighbors still split up a set of walkie talkies and then ask each other what they’re having for dinner 🥰🥰

IT WAS THE BEST MRI OF WHATEVER EVER IT WAS SO AMAZING IT EVEN HAD DR. LECTER IN TEARS AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

The Jewish Space Lasers lady is currently the voice of reason.

“Let’s go for a nice walk.”

😂

Not all heroes wear capes.

OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”

Good job, Lewis. 🐾

I stand in solidarity with the Starbucks workers on strike.

When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.

This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.

the president of the united states is trying to give americans $2k in hush money

This is insane.

Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider

Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

I want a copy of this booklet from the 1995 VHS copy of Jurassic Park that opens with a compliment

They were meeting in the "Situation Room" to try to change votes on the discharge petition. The SITUATION ROOM.

feeling a little bit better. hope you are, too.

MY BAGEL IS NOT AS PLIANT AS I WOULD WANT IT TO BE.

Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?

Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.

Based on the emails released today and what’s yet to come, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mike Johnson sends the House back on vacation until the end of time.

Penny is a Adult Mixed Breed

Penny 🐕
Adult female Mixed Breed
Adoptable from East Greenwich Animal Protection League (Cranston, RI)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/penny-79349324/ri/cranston/east-greenwich-animal-protection-league-ri08/

Front yard, Canadian Rockies

We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.

Amazing Epstein email from George Conway gtconway3 ® on Threads:

If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath. @realdonaldtrump

Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????

Fresh from their six-week paid vacation, Speaker Johnson finally swore in Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva. A majority of the House has signed the discharge petition for full release of the Epstein File. Let’s vote.

Photo of an adorable black white kitten trying to hide under a tiny toy tent but failing quite spectacularly.

Marcel’s camping skills have not improved. 😔

"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.