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snow • 25 • they/them • math liker, science liker, zero escape liker • hawking radiation pedant • art @keycrash.bsky.social 🖤 @purramidhead.bsky.social 🖤

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Latest posts by crashkeys.bsky.social on Bluesky

my coworker made the sweeping statement that some people only pretend to like hotdogs for clout

04.08.2025 14:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thought about michel bollinger again

04.08.2025 14:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my job is fake my coworker is painting toothpicks with nail polish

04.08.2025 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

like i don’t drink so it doesn’t come up much. but still. NEVER?

03.08.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ive never been carded for alcohol in my life even mere months after turning 21. and for the record i look 12

03.08.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my tummy hurt today because i drank water at 10:30 pm yesterday. instead of stopping at 10 pm. come on man

02.08.2025 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ive gotten to the point where i pretty much can guarantee i wont have stomach pain if i follow all my Rules but dude sometimes you just can’t.

02.08.2025 00:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

theyte friends :)

31.07.2025 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

whatever. time to make a tomato shaped napkin

31.07.2025 17:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

when you made radial stripes by using a pattern brush did you consider 1. it doesnt align properly and looks bad 2. i will have to add bleed by hand because you hate me

31.07.2025 17:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

graphic designers are killing me again

31.07.2025 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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reading together 📖 (drew this as a birthday gift for my friend 🎉) #fatamoru #ファタモルガーナの館

28.07.2025 17:14 — 👍 90    🔁 41    💬 1    📌 0

can you literally get him out

28.07.2025 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

why is he a porcelain doll

28.07.2025 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hello?

28.07.2025 02:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i liked the part where it took you a full minute to remember the word immersive

28.07.2025 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

im still not home. i havent eaten all day. it is 10 pm

28.07.2025 02:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me before experiencing plane delays: the plane is a beautoful creature, one of the safest forms of travel
me after experiencing plane delays: the plane is a wretched Beast, tempered only by sacrifice

27.07.2025 22:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

youre killing me

27.07.2025 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i dont think you shpuld be allowed to sign up for a volunteer shift that is Sitting and get forced to do manual labor instead <— still sore 2 days later

27.07.2025 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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worse first though

26.07.2025 03:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lets make them worse

26.07.2025 03:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i ended up doing physical labor insteaf

25.07.2025 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NO ONE IS HERE

25.07.2025 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HOW DO I START THE MOVIE?

25.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

‘just show up’ AND THEN WHAT …? IMPROV?

25.07.2025 17:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

im volunteering at a convention (not the anime kind) and no one has told me what to do including the volunteer coordinators

25.07.2025 17:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

MAN!! I WANNA SEE THOSE

17.07.2025 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh i must add that erasmus giselle is basically 100% idealized maid mode and cruel to michel and they think nothing of each other, which lends credence to the morgana lens of it

17.07.2025 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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