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snow โ€ข 25 โ€ข they/them โ€ข math, science, zero escape, fata morgana โ€ข hawking radiation pedant art: @keycrash.bsky.social ffxiv: @fraymyste.bsky.social ๐Ÿ–ค @purramidhead.bsky.social ๐Ÿ–ค

126 Followers  |  35 Following  |  620 Posts  |  Joined: 13.09.2023  |  1.8077

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my wolf #mywolf ๐Ÿบ

26.02.2026 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

your wolfโ€ฆ

26.02.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

todayโ€™s feature is The Greatest Of All Conceivable Pizzas (i am failing to understand anselmโ€™s ontological argument)

25.02.2026 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

any time you pick up a new science thing you get to pick up their niche absurdities too

25.02.2026 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wrong account GRR

20.02.2026 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if i had phoenix down on my hotbar we would have wonโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ

20.02.2026 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

licensor who shall not be named you have too many spot colors and i hate you

19.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and one of them prints purple

19.02.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

letโ€™s play How many different versions of black can we cram into the same file

19.02.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

truly dont know how this happened btw apparently creative director just randomly called my boss into a meeting like โ€˜we should promote them soonerโ€™ like damn ok dont let me stop you

19.02.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(crawling on ground in agony) raise? spare raise?

19.02.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck bro ill take it

19.02.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

promotion may come sooner than expected? for some reason? life said you need a W

19.02.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

boy why are you sending me specs for a 4โ€ box meant to hold 4.125โ€ forks do u Notice the discrepancy here

18.02.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

graphic designers cant use rulers

18.02.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ill try but theres so many i cant find lol im working on a case of 1919 i ordered rn bc its so damn good but my fave otherwise is stewarts or ibc

18.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i follow root beer ppl bc im deranged and they all like sprechers but the one time i had it that bitch was flat โ€ฆ i will try it again

18.02.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is sprechers always so flat i liked the taste but i feel like its the flattest of all root beers ive tried ๐Ÿ˜ญ

18.02.2026 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but Only spriteโ€ฆ

18.02.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not my faultโ€ฆโ€ฆ ๐Ÿชค to be fair the chocolate thing seems separate but compounded with the caffeine thing. who fucking knows. i want to drink more than just sprite from the vending machine.

18.02.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sometimes i like to convince myself im faking a caffeine intolerance so i can justify making a terrible mistake and then the next day i understand ive made a terrible mistake. once i had a 2 day severe anxiety attack after some dark chocolate

18.02.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not being able to hve caffeine sucks so fucking bad i want coke zero

18.02.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she should get to stab someone as a treat

17.02.2026 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

akane kurashikj

17.02.2026 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YAYYYYY ITS SO FAST YAYYYYYYYYY

13.02.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OPENING NEW 3D PRINTER AT WORK TODAY YAY YAY MY TOYS

13.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway turing machines are fucked up i canโ€™t believe those guys got busy beaver 5 as an amateur math collective. cool as hell. i assume 6 isnโ€™t really gonna happen w the current state of computing power but i wish

13.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i still have 2014 zero escape opinions and you cant take them from me. ill be the last holdout for callous machiavellian akane if i must.

13.02.2026 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also having gay thoughts abt light field is just to be expected.

13.02.2026 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no one can convince me 999 junpei knew he was bisexual yet for real did we watch the same elevator scene? the bed scene? heโ€™s bisexual but bro does not know it yet.

13.02.2026 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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