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King of the crabs

@carsonogenics.bsky.social

Deep sea idiot with a heart of crab legs

55 Followers  |  87 Following  |  59 Posts  |  Joined: 23.08.2023  |  1.9695

Latest posts by carsonogenics.bsky.social on Bluesky

WAIT NO ONE HAS GUESSED SOUL YET

31.01.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My brain is soup and full of crabs

I gotta read all the other replies rq

31.01.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sword? πŸ‘€

31.01.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weapon?

31.01.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bellona

31.01.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A plush of Hornet and The Knight with the words "REPOST TO DELAY SEA OF SORROW"

A plush of Hornet and The Knight with the words "REPOST TO DELAY SEA OF SORROW"

Sorry I was possessed to make this image

16.12.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 518    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Just a dream come true

Maybe I’ll cast a memnarch with it

12.12.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately Canadian highlander would require me to play UB cards in order to maximize my ability to win and I have morals

12.12.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I paid less for this than a damaged copy that sold recently because of a binder ding on it

12.12.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I paid less for this than a damaged copy that sold recently because of a binder ding on it

12.12.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I, uh, had a lucky windfall and also a friend sold me this for a RIDICULOUS price

Literally dreamed about owning one for a decade

12.12.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Once again posting boomer card acquisitions

12.12.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

TRUEEEE

31.10.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something something pop goes the weasel joke here

(You’ll get them next time big boss)

31.10.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very happy to have helped facilitate this. Hopefully it finds a good home!

30.08.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy cows

24.08.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12791    πŸ” 2372    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 226
A standing street sign that says "FUNK BROS AUTO"

A standing street sign that says "FUNK BROS AUTO"

Right about now, the

15.08.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.

15.08.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3328    πŸ” 752    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 59
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Boomer magic

08.05.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@dixonij.bsky.social are you proud of me?

20.04.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah I like when my sleeves get grungy. The deck is lived in. Well loved. Storied.

31.03.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least this shitfuck doesn’t have spectra. As an Olympia lover, why yes, I *will* win my wagers, thank you

22.03.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Clawing my crabby ass off twitter to post this funny card I got today since all my magic friends use the better app

22.03.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of a white cat jumping. Text says not all disabilities are visible

A drawing of a white cat jumping. Text says not all disabilities are visible

Not all disabilities are visible! πŸ’—

28.02.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 673    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

Vermillion

28.02.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched the life leave a dhrukari player’s eyes

28.02.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got roped into being a warm body in a teams event and I really was just
Me
Angron
My op’s deployment

28.02.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IVE BEEN HAD BY AUTOCORRECT NOOOO

28.02.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe you’d reply to me in fr*much smh

28.02.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How do? Roasted? Toasted? Baked? Seared? Bbq’d? Fried?

28.02.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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