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Mink, Valda Guy

@goblinboon.bsky.social

I’m very rarely funny #fabtcg in bio because Marceline told me to

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When the enemy jungler mysteriously explodes

05.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look

02.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 8706    🔁 1794    💬 1    📌 35

smh can't believe he doxxed u

02.02.2026 04:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hatsune Minku

14.02.2025 17:51 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

For sale
Cuck chair
Never used

11.09.2025 12:47 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Guy who’s SSRIs arent doing enough so he whales trying to get an SSSRI

03.09.2025 19:15 — 👍 18    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Guy who has a fetish (object) but its the meaning of fetish (object) to mean object with some magic/spiritual power (fetish) and gets embarrassed when people think its a sexual fetish (sexual). But his fetish’s (object) powers is that it makes people horny (sexual)

20.08.2025 23:47 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

i always feel like i have imposter syndrome of mental illness, like i have friends doing worse than me and so i feel bad saying "im sad" when they say "my life is shit"

02.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

LISTEN

05.01.2026 01:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only reason to periodically check this app

02.01.2026 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But when will you save the bodega bagel

20.09.2025 19:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For sale
Cuck chair
Never used

11.09.2025 12:47 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Straight up gherkin it, and by it haha I mean my pickle

08.09.2025 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guy who’s SSRIs arent doing enough so he whales trying to get an SSSRI

03.09.2025 19:15 — 👍 18    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Bill x Eliot

21.08.2025 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guy who has a fetish (object) but its the meaning of fetish (object) to mean object with some magic/spiritual power (fetish) and gets embarrassed when people think its a sexual fetish (sexual). But his fetish’s (object) powers is that it makes people horny (sexual)

20.08.2025 23:47 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Floor time? Floor time tonight queen?

08.08.2025 22:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Should I read

19.07.2025 23:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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FaBrary The most advanced Flesh and Blood card search, deck building, and collection management tool

Wow 😳

Been playing around with machine learning models 🤖

Decided to try and find the objectively worst flesh and blood deck ever made 🙈

The results were surprising 🙀

fabrary.net/the-worst-de...

#fabtcg

14.07.2025 14:59 — 👍 61    🔁 11    💬 17    📌 3

No im saying the angle I hit her with the car, she has no control

09.07.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

its more about the angle

09.07.2025 20:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no stealing, bad jules

09.07.2025 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It used to be mine but I think she pulls it off better

29.06.2025 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Btw has Alice shown you the tanktop I gave to her

29.06.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Positive or negative

29.06.2025 11:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I ran out of characters to do a full citation

29.06.2025 02:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah can't say I enjoy the existence of Grave "entertainment" Bones

29.06.2025 02:45 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

The dreadbore is not hideous. What was evil was my rhinar deck where every 3 of had 1 rf, 1 white border, 1 german copy

24.06.2025 19:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We have become enemies

19.06.2025 14:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The conclusion is that people that are more likely to hurt others are more likely to respond poorly to criticism

17.06.2025 11:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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