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day after thoughts: Everyone talks about Joss Whedon being the "quippy dialogue" guy but it's insane how much DK and DKR feel like they were written by an AI trained on 500 hours of nothing but Sigma Moments YouTube Shorts in retrospect. Every other line could have ended with a finger snap.

Oh, it's PS2 North America's launch anniversary

My name's Bubble Man and I'm here to say

Dude... like Red Ring Rico from Phantasy Star Online 🤯

The last ten minutes or so, specifically the denouement montage, from the score to the shots to the dialogue felt like the most primordially "early 2010s blockbuster" sequence it's possible to make. It's like opening a can of beans to find beans in it. Like of course that's what's in there.

Finally watched The Dark Knight Rises. Some movies really are movies.

Imagine trying to explain Halloween to a normie

idk about you but I'm feeling kinda Sexually Suggestive (Cartoon)

"Oh just buy the Scott 1-ply it's fine" no it's not. that's fucking receipt paper man. I'm trying to actually CLEAN my asshole

How are we not rioting in the streets over paying $13 for a six-pack of toilet paper. Store fucking brand!!!

Classic literature like Donkey Hodie

I have so many people I need to make watch Hathaway's Flash.

YouTube video by Hiroyuki SAWANO - Topic TRACER

fuck it. gundam music today

John Waters was probably gay when he directed some of those movies

I literally couldn't focus on work all day thinking about that picture man. Sitting there typing in notes like "lemme check one more blog... let me try searching one more thing"

As previously described it is a guy (who I think is Brace Belden) dressed as Austin Powers, reading "The Body Keeps The Score" and looking distressed, maybe even starting to grimace.

I FUCKING FOUND IT

Please

I am digging through some absolutely radioactive Tumblr archives man. It'll be worth it to show a funny picture to my wife. It always is. But I'm taking damage

Does anyone have that picture of a guy (i think brace belden?) dressed as Austin Powers reading "The Body Keeps The Score" and looking very visibly distressed by it?

A picture with the caption "Officer Big Mac climb-in jail playground" and I mean yeah that's the picture

America

Two weird catgirls wearing hoodies. One smokes a long cigarette and says "start making a shrine. just take all the 'you' energy you can muster and start building something. 'i am here.' think that, and build a shrine. we would love to come visit it." The other says "she thinks you're cute. wanna come burn down an 🍎 Applebee's GRILL + BAR with us later?"

The catgirls again. One thinks "barls charkley" and the other says "i'm commuticating with ancient Brand ®™ spirits!"

The catgirls again, holding hands. One says "she needs to flash the bios of your sega saturn to make contact with a whale spirit" and the other thinks "i feel weird when i think about clowns..."

2019 catgirl spirits from that same acid trip

A pear takes the stage which is a dog's face

It's kind of like a skinny tall person and a short fat person holding each other

Pink and red and blue pathway

Tents loom over a shrine, and angular arteries.

2019 paintings I made on acid.

I don't know how to describe this one. Sorry

A lizard gets Cursed in the Dark Souls 1 style where all the grey crystals grow out of you. with the like curse status meter full too.

A lizard wearing the Artorias armor from DS1 says "hey, this is kinda fucked up man." They're holding a lucerne I think and their HUD says that they are cursed, have 1 cast of hot cheeto blast left, and 0 more charges of sippppppp

A lizard wearing a crop top and fishnets says "you know about trepanning?" and a dog girl wearing a Homestuck 2 t-shirt says "yea". The lizard says "i wish i could get that for my sinuses" and the dog girl says "same".

A lynx wearing fishnets and a crop top playing a MIDI keyboard says "no i dont take requests" "i cant even remember my own songs"

A dragon wearing an off-the-shoulder top says "how fast do the blades go" and a mole responds "oh dude there's a chainmail glove you have to use sometimes and if it gets caught in the slicer you can for sure lose all the skin on your hand instantly"

A lizard works a meat slicer while wearing a hat, tie, and apron that says "CHiODOS." They say: "hi welcome to kroger dude. theres no good reason anyone should have to wear a long sleeved dress shirt and tie to operate a meat slicer but here we fucking are i guess. what can i get for U today"

A sweaty cat woman with heart eyes, in an apparent state of ecstacy says "I have never fucking finished Final Fantasy 7. I've tried at least 5 times throughout my entire life but without fail every fucking time I get to the end of Disc 1 I somehow lose my fucking save file."