Spruce Willis

This just in, they had to stop selling it due to portion size regulations around caffeine intake.

19.02.2025 13:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, I have now allowed bsk to show notifications.

19.02.2025 13:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha! "What is this Relentless lager I see the kidz drinking these days?"

19.02.2025 13:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You had one job.

12.02.2025 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My ginger-flavoured soft drink looks like an IPA from a local micro brewery. People are staring. Send addistance. (Please don't)

19.11.2024 11:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy to see my contribution to the meme scene is still going strong some six years later. #meme #comedywriter #mistake

10.10.2024 20:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #6,110,780, Spruce Willis ‪@sprucewillis.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 8, 2024"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,110,780!

10.10.2024 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let's see what today brings. Thisnone scares me a bit. 🫨

10.09.2024 07:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have subconsciously started putting my earbuds back in the wrong pocket, causing me to have a mini-heart attack every time I reach down into the right pocket and they're not there.

06.09.2024 08:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you've exclaimed a very honest "Oh for fuck's sake.." three times before 10 am, you know it's gonna be a great day.

16.08.2024 06:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What kind of sorcery is my brain up to, as I my phone seems snappier and its screen clearer just because I got a new case?

08.08.2024 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0