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Dad type human married to Lady Hail. Malört. Guitar. Bass. Beer. Casual blasphemy. No bigots or phobes allowed, seriously fuck off. He/him Tune low, play slow, die whenever. https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist

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Latest posts by hailsagan42069.bsky.social on Bluesky

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Silly Corgan

14.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I haven't seen a trump flag or sign in my 2200 person town in probably 5 months.

14.11.2025 23:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Vary Cherone

14.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wammy Hagar

14.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Boooo. I'm sorry you're dealing with that shittiness.

14.11.2025 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Wank Williams, Jr

14.11.2025 23:13 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

We saw them last night, it was crazy.

12.11.2025 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon

55 years ago today, on a beach near Florence, Oregon a whale was "disposed of" in the most hilarious way possible.

youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...

12.11.2025 13:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nevercore.

I'll see myself out.

12.11.2025 04:31 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I miss the Necropanther educational threads from the other place. The reamping tutorial was awesome.

12.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I need the Malört advent calendar.

12.11.2025 00:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I saw this thing that said Warning is working on a new album

11.11.2025 23:13 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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We’re just innocent men

11.11.2025 17:35 — 👍 624    🔁 219    💬 7    📌 13

It might as well be Torta Tuesday.

11.11.2025 16:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

::gasping::

11.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
11.11.2025 02:39 — 👍 191    🔁 38    💬 5    📌 2

I'm taking turns sideways motherfuckers

11.11.2025 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is your finest work. It's perfect. No notes.

11.11.2025 02:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I used to unlock the front hubs on my old Nissan pickup and raw dog the winter roads in rwd

11.11.2025 02:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Diane Fetus

11.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 43    🔁 7    💬 7    📌 2

It's so much fun.

11.11.2025 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Where the proud man
Is gonna use it
And a loud man
Won’t abuse it
In a tight but normal squeeze
You cannot allow them to use it
In a tight but normal squeeze
You can break a proud man to use it
A loud man to lose it

from “Tight But Normal Squeeze” by Robert Pollard, Jack Sells the Cow (2012)

11.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

If it's gonna be miserable, I want snow. I sometimes enjoy the chaos of driving on icy roads. I'll tell you the story of how my dad taught me how to drive sometime.

11.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Repost with an iconic fictional band

11.11.2025 02:27 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3

The problem with winter here is it's windy and miserable instead of snowy and beautiful.

(I grew up with lake effect snow, I kinda miss it)

11.11.2025 02:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Close to the worst game of "would you rather"

11.11.2025 02:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HBO needs to make this happen.

11.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It sucks. I know a couple of people who moved to places where it doesn't get cold because of Reynauds.

11.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Tim Robinson Hot Dog V for Vendetta I'm drunk

Tim Robinson Hot Dog V for Vendetta I'm drunk

11.11.2025 02:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

LMAO

11.11.2025 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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