Satinybus

ive snatched the home run ball from a little boy in the stands and the boy is crying. thats just something i like to do. i stole a hat and jersey too, right out of the players hand. i took his dads car keys and fed them to a seagull. i made his mom eat everything in her purse and flipped her off

Why me, god?

is that a snickers in your pocket because i’m starving and if it’s your dick again istg

[Receiving Nobel Peace Prize]

Me: "I’m honored, Mr. Chairman.”

My Mom from the audience: "He wet the bed til he was 17!”

The only ethical use of AI is to create a deepfaked cut of Tron 3 that replaces Jared Leto with Tim Robinson released to torrent sites the same day it premieres in theaters

Steering Wheel and dash with phone holder. The phone is on Spotify and playing “Over 1000 Farts 1 Hour”

Road trip going well

Going to bring my opera glasses and sit in the balcony for Nile/Cryptopsy so I can watch the drummers

In every relationship you are either the Beavis, or you are the Butt-Head

Bumping this one last time. I’m down to $300! Anything helps, even if it’s just a share!

I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say

plagiarizing the last 15 years of simpsons jokes because nobody’s ever heard them

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Don't dream it. Be it. ❤️❤️❤️

I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion

r/religion Is the dead sea a result of soddom and gamorah 0 upvotes • 58 comments SendThisVoidAway18 • 1d Agnostic No ••• rinel521 OP • 1d elaborate • • • SendThisVoidAway18 • 1d Agnostic No

Dog’s got too much swag. Sad for other dogs but incredible to witness

Wife: Fuck the Yankees!

Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
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Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!

Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!

Samsung > Apple

Take this outside

picture of some cheese from a supermarket deli. the label says “LOL American White”

just got my dna results back ☹️

My cat saying "black metal"

I made this joke before and I'll do it again

skeets

What if we all just post the word Link over and over again repost it and like then until even the normies are bothered?

I think Link should be unbanned.

Link this post if you agree.

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i, too, think Link should be reinstated and I will shout LINK from the highest rooftops (here) until my head falls off

LINK LINK LINK LINK
LINK LINK LINK LINK
Link Link Link Link
Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link

free link

i made a graphic so it can be even more visible

Individuals are not “adding to the problem” of climate change, but massive AI data centers are, and at the cost of jobs. Additionally, the US military is single largest user of fossil fuels and the single largest emitter of greenhouse gases on the fucking planet. Use your inhaler ffs.

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