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Toby, my teenage child, just now: "is there a Father Goose? 😏"

My bestie is someone I've known for 30+ years but aside from her I am not in touch with hs friends at all

Omg 😍

Oh I’m sorry
I’m having a relatively easy go of it so far except for the day I bled through my clothes at work 🙃

That was me for a time. I was lucky if I got 28 whole days in between 😩 Who knows? It might fluctuate for a while but I'm taking any change as a good sign.

I'm gonna take the wins where I can get them and today the win is that I went more than 6 weeks since my last period
the end is near

Lines of academy cadets, one in command red seated but at attention while in a wheelchair.

I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."

That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.

Bullying >>>>>

Bluesky has drafts now!? Hello, preserving all my bad takes

Not a cell phone in sight. Just two guys living in the moment, traveling 90mph down a twisted ice chute

Linguistics question: I think on the old site, there was a thread talking about the relationship between stench/stink and drench/drink, and then a question about whether the word quink once existed following the same pattern for quench.
Does anyone know about this?

"No purity tests"

Nah, if you can't support human rights for all people, and yes that includes trans people, you not only shouldn't get to run for office, you shouldn't be speaking at all until you get your heart fixed

"humanity is made distinct, mostly, by its love of making little guys."

If it's so fucking useful then go do that useful thing with it! Make something that doesn't look like lazy shit! File a bunch of legal briefs that don't make a judge want to vaporize you where you stand! Fuck off!

Just a couple years ago it was "have fun being poor," "your job is going away, you're being replaced loser," "you better reskill because this is the only thing that matters now." So yeah I'm hostile to the idea and I think everyone into it is a thief and a loser

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

nor are we breathing like we should!

intentional breathing is a game changer.

Is it time for my self-defense lecture again?

Lots of folks ask me what the best self-defense thing is to train. I always answer: track and field.

The best thing you can do to defend yourself is not be where someone can hurt you. Running away is ideal.

A bunny in an attic tries to shoe a small ufo back out an open window, from whence it came. The ufo is floating around the room, confused, and there is an alien inside.

Daily bunny no.3227 shouldn't have left the window open

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Oh hey.

Not liking because it's good but because that's real and I'm sorry

Watercolor swatch & mix sheet

I made a chart to better understand my colors & look how pretty they are! 🌈

I'd like to add that this is the best mf microwave popcorn I've ever had and of course it has butts on it

Mystery of the Venus of Willendorf: SOLVED

You can have so many virtual ones, Jeremy 🫂 and I am also thinking "insignificant snuggles" sounds like an excellent rated-G insult

Hey
You
Are you surviving right now?
Good job
You're doing great

She's just popcorn

A brown bag if microwave popcorn. There are popcorn pieces printed on it in red. I think they look a bit human-like.

The popcorn on this bag look like fat butts and legs (complimentary)