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spooky crow with blooddrops

more spooky birds for spooky season

#art

Unfortunately the warnings were ”being cops” and “having tear gas”

Also lying:
- your own eyes
- every bit of video evidence
- the fabric of reality itself

Mash up bands:

Counting Foos
Stanks of the Stone Age
Megan thee Lizard Wizard
Captain Beefheart & Tennille
Imagine Toad the Wet Sprocket
Police! at the Disco

This is solved by charging for parking on a Sunday. This isn't hard.

off-white flowering plant, growing from a crook in a stone structure, near a pipe.

Zoomed out photo showing that the plant is blooming from about a story up, on an old stone bridge.

Life, uh, finds a way

THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL BLUESKY ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE ASTROLOGERS

An image of Papa Smurf, a small blue man with a white beard. He’s wearing red trousers that lead into shoes and a red cap that slouches forward.

Papa Smurf wears a Phrygian cap, most often associated with the French Revolution, indicating Smurf Village had a monarchy it has since overthrown. This makes Papa Smurf, de facto head of state post-revolution, akin to Robespierre. In this essay I will —

People are spontaneously posting up near any laborers or street vendors they spot. Just saw a rapid responder guarding a man working on a building exterior. Many things are terrible today but lord, this stuff matters.

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

Rosie the Ribbiter

Here is our full story that Vance is dismissing, with primary source documents showing Trump cabinet members with multiple primary-residence mortgages

www.propublica.org/article/trum...

www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

Some Texas National Guard troops replaced in Illinois after failing to meet standards An unspecified amount of Texas National Guard troops were replaced in Chicago, shortly after photos of their appearance were mocked.

The Texas Military Department confirmed to @taskandpurpose.com it had replaced some of the 200 National Guard troops sent to Chicago for not being "in compliance" with validation standards. This came after photos of heavyset NG members were widely mocked. taskandpurpose.com/news/texas-n...

Art by • Adam Kindred

*scary post*

The toddler has been telling us stories of their friend, Writer James, whom the toddler apparently knew when they were a teenager in college.

@teaberryblue.net

Silhouetted ladies enjoying some bench time against a cloudscaped evening sky.

Sometimes moments are waiting for us 📷🕊️….

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Can't wait to see the QI motion on this. "There's no way this brave law enforcement officer could have known that it was wrong to open a door holding a dog and then shoot the dog."

trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people

If the only way you can get off
is by trolling folks here, go buy yourself the dildos of your dreams and leave us alone. My god.

Pictures of a tufted titmouse, a bar-tailed godwit, and a false-tufted dimwit (aka DJT).

Found this in the archives:

"did Tom Homan accept that $50,000 we saw in the video?"

Vance:

"Looking through this whole poll, the single number Enten cites in his segment is basically the most pro-Trump number in the poll."

Oof.

Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”

A new chapter in the Butt Cracks and Beer Bellies story.

Bullshit.

“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.

Single panel comic drawn in India ink with a sable brush, also with some inkwash shading. The panel is veritcally-shaped with a ribbon banner on the top and bottom that splits the caption, "Some heroes know how to meet fascists with the absurdity they deserve" and in the panel we see the blow-up frog costume-clad protester from Portland air-humping while standing in front of a group of heavily-armed, gas mask-wearing ICE agents (bitches) with little "swish" FX captions. Beneath the comic is my signature (Kat Baumann), today's date (10-12-2025) and the time I spent drawing this (50 minutes)

Day 285: Only tangentially-related to the Halloween month (because costume) but I had to pay my respects to all the real ones in my beloved Portland

*Note: This is NOT one of those "tHiS iS thE RiGht WaY to PrOtEsT!1!!" posts -- I literally just fucking hate ICE and love this air-humping frog a lot

the fundamental problem of civilization is that humanity's highest calling is Hanging Out With Friends, but a small minority of humans are maniacally driven to control everyone else because no one wants to hang out with them