Dynamic Programmer

git commit --please --please --pretty-please --work-this-time --please

my favorite hobby is treating myself to a little latte, immediately regretting it, and shitting my brains out

if my employer sees this, no you didn't

fuck unit tests, i'm shipping to prod
🗣️🔥🔥🔥

big fricking sword with "Live, Laugh, Love" engraved on it in elvish

i don't like atoms. they’re coarse and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere

crazy how von Neumann thought the naturals were just Z4

glad to see physicists using machine learning to generate REAL science. only machines are endowed by their Creators with the unalienable Right to utter humanity’s sacred tongues

*proceeds to put on kinetoplast chainmail*

i told somebody at work i was too tired and he called me a bicycle

my account is also a safe space (im always locked in)

update: i can reverse a linked list

pro tip: if you’re learning how to code, don’t use type hints in Python

Your code will become such a mess that it’ll teach you a lesson you’ll never forget

men will literally study computer science before going to therapy

roses are red
numpy is fickle
make sure to serialize your outputs with pickle

ergo this ergo that

no, air go WHOOSH

i asked ChatGPT how to get a gf and it told me it was an omniscient god, not a miracle worker

using python 2 to spite the haters

knowledge is knowing derivatives are not integrals

wisdom is knowing that they are for Grassman numbers

sparse matrix: overdone, mostly empty, engineering tool

arse matrix: hilarious, British, has a fat ass

python: broke
python3: woke

I will never forgive @3blue1brown.bsky.social for popularizing maths. Every time he and @veritasium.bsky.social post a video, I have to frantically email every professor in the country about my theories (2 way speed of light, relativity, and how conservation of angular momentum isn’t real).

E =mc^2 + AI

machine learning is so dumb. “i trained for 48 hours and still overfit”
statements by the completely unhinged

hi tim

it’s mathematical impossible to afford coffee on a graduate student stipend

“I’ve never seen anything more BeAutiful”

-- gruff PhD student who works on Type I superconductors

just went here and everyone was running your code

@aklotz.bsky.social when are you going to recreate this iconic photo

cryptography is discreet math