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@bixbythemartian.bsky.social

I write stuff sometimes. He/him, disabled and queer and occasionally cranky about it. Old enough to run for president. Website with my writing: https://bixbythemartian.blogspot.com/

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Bienvenue Marcel!!! what a sweet little face!!!

08.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh that box dye so lied to you. you still look cute but that box dye so lied to you.

08.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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James D Watson, who co-discovered DNA’s twisted-ladder structure, dies aged 97 Nobel prize winner shaped medicine, crimefighting and genealogy, but later years marred by racist remarks

Excuse me, @theguardian.com, I'd like to report an error in your headline; this should read "James D Watson, who co-discovered Rosalind Franklin's notebook showing her discovery of DNA's twisted-ladder structure, dies aged 97"

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

07.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 419    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

I went and did this.

06.11.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah, this was set to "Hide" in my settings. Fuck right off with that.

06.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5
Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making β€œclick click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.

Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making β€œclick click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.

Repair Video

xkcd.com/3163/

05.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6939    πŸ” 1087    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 59

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

05.11.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 18567    πŸ” 4593    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 175

I can’t wait for the articlesβ€”β€œDemocrats won big Tuesday night. Here’s why that’s bad for Democrats.”

05.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1181    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 4

Have mercy on the bisexual xennials, we're going through a lot today

05.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear the burgers at my school growing up were a good percentage tvp as well, and I think that made them better.

05.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is that good

04.11.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1248    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 2

that guy was the easiest block of my life πŸ˜‚

04.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi surly Winston!

03.11.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

obviously

03.11.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

still not quite there yet but a lot better than I was, it just took time.

02.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's honestly taken me a couple of years since covid to get back close to my old processing power

02.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

in amusement, to clarify

02.11.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this made me almost choke on my coffee

02.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’d also like to announce that you forgive me.”

02.11.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 704    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI thought that by selling us out to the people who want us all dead, I could find common ground with the people who want us all dead, but I found instead that they want us all dead.”

02.11.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1232    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 4

they did this to millennials for like 20 years and it turned everyone into rage-filled feral raccoons on the topic so now they're going to try to do it to Gen-Z and I swear to christ we will fucking devour your souls

31.10.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Place your bets!

31.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my first thought was honestly Travis Kelce so I'm glad we're on a similar wavelength there

31.10.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fair enough!

31.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm afraid those are absolutely 'there was a drop of water I didn't know about and I spectacularly ate shit' shoes.

31.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what a cutie!!!

31.10.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lap, you are so damned good. <3

27.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

UH OH

26.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have said before there's no such thing as a bad video game, but there are such things as evil video games

and hoo doggy this is an unnerving level of evil

24.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If games were a hundred dollars I legally would not be allowed to buy them because assets over 100 dollars count against SSI. So there lies my opinion on the matter.

23.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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