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Conan O'Brien is the host of the 97th Oscars. bit.ly/3Oa0HW1

Infinite Growth Forever:
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run it back

Candidates Placed In Different Color Ties So Corpses Can Be More Easily Identified

Resident evil movies? The first one is genuinely good to me, but the rest are mindless on every front

alito took off yesterday because he needed to grind a bunch to level up to beat mohg and unlock the elden ring DLC, and he was absent today because he's engrossed in it. pretty obvious really

Hi! The Onion is bringing back our Writing Fellowship.

The fellowship has produced some of the biggest names in comedy, at The Onion and elsewhere.

It was a casualty private equity. We are reviving it.

The program is six months long and includes health insurance.

jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...

hi! i’ve just been laid off two weeks ahead of schedule! if you or someone you know is hiring, i’m very available for work and good at the following:

• writing
• editing
• proofreading & fact-checking
• editorial strategy
• research
• clownery

I go on ThriftBooks a lot! And then local video rental stores if you’re lucky enough to have em

Statement from The Onion Union that reads: On April 25th, 2024, The Onion was sold by G/O Media to a new media company by the name of Global Tetrahedron. Global Tetrahedron chose to retain every employee, including The Onion Union’s 11 remaining members, voluntarily recognized our union, and agreed to abide by our current contract. Management was willing to work with the union to provide overdue promotions and raises where they were most needed. We believe that this is the first of many good things to come, and are optimistic about the future. We look forward to working with new management to continue fostering a fair and equitable workplace.

FYI

My cat’s new spot is a bag of soil for some reason

I just think I’d feel better if I spent $400

I should’ve known better than to think I was the first to say this

I’m Rorst Beef

No you’re right it’s definitely a good trend and my “changing methodologies” point was just wrong -seems like the last time was in 94.

I do think the underlying trends of underemployment and workers being dissuaded from searching for work still hold tho

Unemployment stats do undercount underemployment and worker dissuasion. Obv, great to see these stats improving but they’re not necessarily indicative of the full picture imo, especially as we change the definition of unemployment over time

Atlanta saw that #pride was coming and busted a water main

I am begging everyone to watch Scavengers Reign when it releases on Netflix May 31st.

Yes, streaming is the devil but this show is something special and the more eyes on it will not only get to see probably the best scifi animated series ever made but will help get it another season.

It’s just trying to kill humans through gentle suggestion as opposed to skynet style. Kinda elegant

oh my god

I’m a huge nuclear advocate but it’s been interesting how much nuclear capacity and energy is just going toward serving big data center operations like ai and cloud computing rather than supplanting fossil fuel generation #energy #climate

Even When a Cop Is Killed With an Illegally Purchased Weapon, the Gun Store’s Name Is Kept Secret A 2003 law pushed by the gun industry limits the information shared by federal agents and shields gun shops from public scrutiny, but ProPublica was able to identify the store that sold the gun used i...

Even When a Cop Is Killed With an Illegally Purchased Gun, the Gun Store’s Name Is Kept Secret

A 2003 law pushed by the gun industry shields gun shops from public scrutiny, but ProPublica was able to identify the store that sold the gun used in the shooting of a Chicago police officer.

I still think Maryland drivers are the worse I’ve ever seen. They terrorize the DMV roads

#animalwell is one of the best platformers I’ve played. It incentivizes risky play and exploration without being too easy. Love the minimal score too

Does this refer to the lack of at will? Trying to search but not sure what to look for

people think our current information environment is uniquely poisonous because of social media but idk I'm old enough to remember when the highest rated daytime talk show was telling people there were networks of satanists sacrificing thousands of children a year.

Looking Up an NYPD Officer’s Discipline Record? Many Are There One Day, Gone the Next. The police department’s public site for tracking officers’ discipline is shockingly unreliable, a ProPublica analysis found. Cases against officers frequently vanish for days — sometimes weeks — at a ...

New: The NYPD’s public site for tracking officers’ discipline is shockingly unreliable, a ProPublica analysis found.

Cases against officers frequently vanish for days — sometimes weeks — at a time.