Matt

It's so weird to get to the era of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame where things like SST Records and Fugazi are being thanked by the inductees.

I guess I apologize, he's more like George Washington than I thought.

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!

Why does Forensic Files have to show me a close-up of the used condom?

JD Vance was in a Sixpence None The Richer cover band.

Who else is in group 7?

Ugh. *sigh*

I’m not a sports guy by any means, but the idea of the Cubs going all the way in this current climate feels really important for the city as a whole.

Hayley Williams killed it on Fallon last night. 🤌

Not only are they evil, they are comically bad at it.

I’m getting more and more fed up every day with life, like I’m not even really enjoying myself much even though I’m forcing myself to still do/care about the things I like

You weren’t “low-maintenance”.

You were starving yourself of care.

You weren’t “resilient”.

You were burned out.

You weren’t “bad at intimacy”.

You were forced to perform it.

They thought you didn’t want connection.

But you needed it more than anyone.

That’s autism.

Pretty interesting that the guy that everyone says is a pedophile says that you don't need to give kids a Hep B vaccine until they're 12 because it's only sexually contracted.

Yesterday was our soft-launch for eugenics.

I liked The Paper better when it was called News Radio.

Blueberry Budget #bandname

Had to log off for a bit when I saw a post of over 100k likes compare him to MLK. We're fucked.

You're not a bad person for not caring that a bad person was killed.

The Haribo Gummi bear commercials with the kid-voiced adults are creepier than both the Kars for Kids and the Charmin bears commercials.

None of these new wave of emo bands were around to know that all the bands from the early 2000s tried everything they could to distance themselves from the title "emo".

Yep! Sliced and dehydrated

Dehydrated sweet potatoes for dog treats

Making treats for the boys. 🐕

I have the flavor of autism where I have the “A-ha-ha-ha-ha-peek-a-boo!” part of that Devo song playing in my head for hours.

I love driving by cyber trucks and rolling down my window to casually give them the middle finger.

Did we shame all those idiots out of owning cybertrucks? I feel like I don't see nearly as many anymore

a pool, a portal Tristan Arp · Album · 2024 · 9 songs

This is so goddamn good.

A whittled sword

Whittled a sword for the birds and squirrels.

I feel bad for the poor friend who's parents couldn't afford an electric scooter and they had to pedal their bike to keep up with their friends.

Cornsweat and Tears

I have the type of autism where all of my managers at work love the spreadsheets I create.