tiny cats

ty

Yeah it was extremely cute of my parents

spooky

How did you know!

Off work until Tuesday 👹 for goth reasons 👹

Little tugboat attached called “to my watery grave”

I can imagine

Ugh look you’ve made me talk about it

Giving money to various places to make you feel better about living in a shithole instead of just properly funding local authorities basically

Actually could be there within the hour. But I won’t be

Racism, imperialism, being unreasonably angry about bins, getting mad at kids for being indoors all day, being scared shitless by kids being outside, having gout

Marge does crazily long ones sometimes. Interestingly Carmen’s are always short

Better not operate any heavy machinery

Meme of Seymour skinner looking down and saying ‘pathetic’

I could make Hitler whitey

Followed Alice Cooper round a joke shop

I’m about half way through it now and I still couldn’t tell you

More updates as we get them

Troubled to report I find the Sunderland accent hot

I’m always thinking about that peg leg bastard

Just opened my front camera by mistake and I look like a tired piglet

Feeling lowkey clapped

When my internet friends are not online at the same time as me that is literally the same as oppression by the way so. Hope you're happy with yourselves 👍👍

Hahah it happens!!

I get this, well annoying

Likely thing for him to wear. I saw him like 8 years ago I think? Just did the mask then

Aww. Glad to see you’re wearing sensible footwear

having to cook with a cat is like having to cook with an annoying little freak

🙏