father christmass

If he ever gets rid of that I’ll be bereft

She deserves it

Megan thee stallion biting her nail

lemme ride that tache Danny

I have nothing civilised to say about this image

you’re too late piss man, i already drained the world’s bladders 35 minutes ago

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Sometimes you gotta

Fuck em

‘Do you wanna make love to a sad old man’ has been rattling around in my head for years

Haha I also love this

Gonna listen to that right now in fact

Need

lmao wish I could tell them they seem terrible

Putting an automatic reply on my emails that’s just a photo of a loaded shotgun

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let’s get it

And I need to wash my hair. This life is a prison

Didn’t want to go to the gym but I did anyway and now you’re telling me I have to go to WORK???

hahahah

you two are stressing me out

God I wish that were me. Congrats bbz

Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym

looool

Going for hotpot tonight 🙏

Well quite that’s how we’ve been doing it for years!

lmao

Maybe i’ll get one for ass fridays

If it wasn’t obviously a farce you could track your bowel health I guess? But also why would you need to do that anyway

waaaah

She probably was, manky old woman

Good question

I mostly remember her being on I’m a celeb and fainting all the time