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John Boyne taking today’s “Worlds BALDEST Man” title

Calcium cannons
19.08.2025 13:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Legendary thread in the making here
19.08.2025 13:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Joanne was a man she would be so BALD
19.08.2025 12:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve eaten some noodles for lunch and I think they were too hot. I’m in pieces here
19.08.2025 11:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Potentially the most controversial opinion I hold is that Coldplay aren’t *that* bad and that they’re very good live
19.08.2025 11:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This has to be a falsehood. Currently on 46
19.08.2025 11:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They’re arresting people for holding up signs and their official comms team are posting things like this. How clear do they need to make it???
19.08.2025 11:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Short kings
18.08.2025 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No they cannot. I don’t make the rules
18.08.2025 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fucking love discussing the height of men. It’s one of my favourite subjects
18.08.2025 19:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Probably for the best
17.08.2025 21:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New vocal stim
I gotta bar that’ll senda man senda man WEEWHOOAA
Not as good as yours I’ll say that much
17.08.2025 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0James Whale. Fucking LOL
17.08.2025 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“We can win ANY game…except for this one. Any other games had better watch out though”
17.08.2025 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That, genuinely, sounds like hell on earth
17.08.2025 19:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’ve spent a fortune, we were shit and we’ve still beat them at their place
17.08.2025 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re pressing like mad. Space will open up and we will get more
17.08.2025 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The absolute goat. Can’t see it ever being topped
17.08.2025 14:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I do. I have to eat 6 bits in order for it to be a satisfying enough chew
15.08.2025 19:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s very funny about the “Russian bot farm” stuff is that it’s been debunked and the term should actually be Israeli bot farm. Something like 80% of right wing shill accounts have Israeli ip addresses
15.08.2025 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He is taking the PISS 😭
15.08.2025 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s very funny to me that the wonky headed big man is HATED by the wizard lady because he tried to fuck a trans woman and she rejected him. This is why he is the way he is and that doesn’t sit right with the wizard lady
15.08.2025 12:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Absolute shagger
15.08.2025 12:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You should buy this
13.08.2025 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am envious that Wembley doesn’t look like this
13.08.2025 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This doesn’t look like London
13.08.2025 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One day, there will be a journalist who will look at the fact Labour have an MP who is the chairman of “We believe Israel” and maybe look into just how much money has filtered into the bank accounts of cabinet ministers that’s come directly from Israel.
Until then our PM is just their ally?
What a fucking bleak existence
11.08.2025 12:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
