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I’ve just seen a video of the dweeb from Kunt and the gang passing his condolences on to the rest of Steps

12.10.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAhaha you tweeted RIP Ian Watkins and posted a photo of the Steps guy. You’re such a banter LORD”

11.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s hope so

11.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck YES

11.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good news, another nonce dead

11.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting the long and winding road to getting an ADHD diagnosis for the boy

11.10.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is definitely true. It doesn’t even need to be convincing, it just needs to hang around long enough for the β€œno smoke without fire” allegations to surface

10.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just dawned on me, out of fucking nowhere, that I’ve likely done my last slide tackle.

What the fuck

10.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So far. At some point the shit will start to stick though

10.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

British legacy media is run by a gang of cunts

10.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’ll scattergun until something sticks

10.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it’s worked effectively before

10.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It will be interesting to see what kind of naughty man they label Polanski as.

10.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s not in keeping with the vibe, but I think nipple bars are excellent

07.10.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paying for the privilege of having a badly photoshopped dog avi is as bad as the crypto nonces paying for NFTs.

07.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A pyramid scheme for the biggest dweebs on the internet

07.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do these cunts pay for their Avis?!

07.10.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Impossible for you to look like shit

05.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Facists! In the Government

05.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Selling your soul to the devil takes its toll

05.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never seen a single minute of the Cornetto Trilogy, The Sopranos, Seinfeld or Breaking Bad and it’s spinoffs

05.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Reform propagandist and ex private school student Nicholas Lissack holding an Israeli flag that’s smaller than A5. He’s very bravely holding it in front of a line of police. The photo is upside down, just how we like all facists to be

Photo of Reform propagandist and ex private school student Nicholas Lissack holding an Israeli flag that’s smaller than A5. He’s very bravely holding it in front of a line of police. The photo is upside down, just how we like all facists to be

Get rotated, idiot

05.10.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Sopranos Frame guy is having a generational meltdown

04.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@stadio.football can you please have some more of Arsenals direct rivals podcasters on so you can curse them please?

04.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing BITS πŸ–€πŸ’šπŸ–€

04.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brains are the actual dirt worst. πŸ§‘πŸ’™πŸ©΅

04.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the best 3 for me

04.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kash Patel gave me a challenge coin in the toilet after I heard him do what he described as "blasting 'rrhea", which he insisted was to make weight for a secret UFC fight.

04.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m just asking questions when I have the ability to find the answers”

πŸ—‘οΈ

04.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭😭

04.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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