Guy

God so many actors are rubbish without a script #BAFTAS

*they’re

Apols

Painful too

Him and the guy who signed them (Miles) are long time friends. Mainly Miles tbh

Only a luvvie would wear that collar #Baftas

Here he is now. Want his phone number? A good mate

BAFTAs. God their luvvies

#Baftas

Is Cummings wearing a wig?

No cheating: your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist...

Deep breath
Big smile
All good I hope 🤞 👍👍💪💪💪💪

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Nooooo

I’d change to “influencers”

Sourdough. The wankest bread ever. God only knows why it’s popular. Oh because it’s so easy to make not having yeast in it

The Porter’s Table, London: A brand extension too far for Guinness — restaurant review The grill restaurant in Covent Garden’s new brewery-meets-merch shop has all the charm of a new-build hotel

For today’s @ftweekend.com I am at The Porter’s Table inside the £73million Guinness Brewery development in London’s Covent Garden. And despite some okay cooking, wondering whether an overblown marketing exercise can really produce a good restaurant (TLDR: no)

www.ft.com/content/58e0...

Pa(l)m and her five sisters

A certain ex-England rugby player calls Aussies ‘shackle draggers’. Ouch!

Me too. 63 end of the month. I wonder what the old twat’s doing?

Does masturbating count as sex?

UK Athletics pleads guilty to corporate manslaughter UK Athletics plead guilty to the corporate manslaughter of UAE Paralympian Abdullah Hayayei who died in 2017 after a metal cage fell on him while training in London.

Shit

UK Athletics pleads guilty to corporate manslaughter

is it good that everyone i know being made to find a use for AI at work is just having to manage the politics of the fact that they're expected to use it whilst fixing all of its mistakes? it seems to have the same impact on the workplace as a bad intern who's only there cause hes the CEOs son

Blimey

I hope and pray WSBK stays at Phillip Island

Courtesy of the wonderful Private Eye

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Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.

As I was saying, these press conferences on Air Force One always make him look like he’s been interrupted on the way to do a massive shit in the bogs

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The Andrew formerly known as Prince in a car

The Prince formerly known as Philip in a car in the same pose

Also

I seem to remember Scott Smart came on and put him right