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I guess that means Cameron won't be coming to my Sweet 16 then. Though tbf there's actually no guarantee I'll answer phone calls from *known* numbers. The phone is there to let me know someone wants to speak to me; it's not a subpoena. Leave a goddamn message if your goddamn message is so important.

The West Wing
Friends
Frasier
Doctor Who (2005)

Do. Not. RSVP. To. A. Protest. It. Is. Not. Brunch.

Attagirl.

(Distribute as appropriate 💖)

But shouldn't there be bacon taped to that cat?

WOW

In accordance with the Laws of the Internet!

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“Let’s not speculate as to his motives”—

Nah I remember 25 hours ago when you were happy to speculate without knowing anything at all, and now you know MORE but want to say less?

Fascinating.

It was grey and vaguely rainy this morning, and I'm always a little bit relieved on September 11 when the sun isn't shining in that pristine blue sky.

SCHLAAAAAAAAG

Well I'm just sick to my stomach for so *many* reasons this afternoon

I put mine on the charger while I'm in the shower, so it never really runs out.

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The May Darling Adventures

(The Will Dear Adventures ?)
(The Will Darling Busy Afternoons ?)

Any Old Rhinestones

And Then There Were Fewer

Love in the Time of Indigestion

Hooray! I knew you'd be here.

👵🫥😶‍🌫️ (I know some of the five dozen of you who beat me are here. I *know* it.)

DissentStitch at Etsy! www.etsy.com/listing/1711...

I love hedgehogs because (among other reasons) when my dad was trying to learn Russian, ёж (hedgehog, ofc) was his favorite word. 🥰🦔

+1 for Bosch, which we got to replace an LG (–1 for LG). My sister-in-law has a friend who calls the Bosch her Silent German Boyfriend.

A white pillowcase cross stitched with white thread, some of which is very grubby indeed. The figure is a woman sipping tea. It will be easier to see when some more colors are filled in. The first seven hot pink stitches are in place.

Finished the white thread on my latest xstitch project—the fewest stitches but the biggest pain in the ass (gets dingiest, most counting). On to the next shade.

Mrs. White: . . . He'd threatened to kill me in public --
Miss Scarlet: Why would he want to kill you in public?
Mr. Boddy: I think she meant he'd threatened, in public, to kill her.

♥️♥️♥️

bane of my existence

(no that's not totally fair; my existence has several banes)

HOW DARE YOU

Hopefully not whoever has ended up buying the house next door

oh I see you said elastic. . . . layer of gauze (maybe stuck to some cortisone cream) on the most irritated areas?

Any chance you can strap nonadhesive bandages on with, like, an ace wrap? Or is the area too mobile and that would slip off? How about cling film? (The whole point ofc being something that will stick to itself but not to your skin.)