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@dystaxia.bsky.social

Julia, is this BLENDER!?

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didn’t expect doja to already be in the top 3

03.12.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Browning?

02.12.2025 22:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble

01.12.2025 20:32 — 👍 2665    🔁 296    💬 33    📌 30

let a bitch play dress to impress, damn

01.12.2025 21:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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need to take the pcl-r.

you know, for funsies.

30.11.2025 01:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
27.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 917    🔁 314    💬 1    📌 0

CHAIN. WALLETS.

23.11.2025 21:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah okay!

21.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

for real tho what am I missing?

21.11.2025 00:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

17.11.2025 01:56 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Did he keep a 1 lander?

16.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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switched teams

16.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Witcher 3 has a nasty one

16.11.2025 04:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ohio doesn't exist dumb dumbs

15.11.2025 18:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just got home from taking my mother and grandmother shopping for winter wear and I very much need a drink.

15.11.2025 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, they're right.

15.11.2025 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Before I saw the zoomed in pic I thought that was Storm.

15.11.2025 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Woody the Talking Christmas Tree, a two story tall monstrosity covered in baubles, topped with a Santa hat and with an enormous face in the middle, larger than a human being. It's eyes are closed as it slumbers in the mall's lobby, but its disturbing smile belies its eldritch nature.

Woody the Talking Christmas Tree, a two story tall monstrosity covered in baubles, topped with a Santa hat and with an enormous face in the middle, larger than a human being. It's eyes are closed as it slumbers in the mall's lobby, but its disturbing smile belies its eldritch nature.

Today, it sleeps. Tomorrow, it will be awoken by the sound of children's song and laughter, which will soon after turn into screams of terror as it sets its eyes upon them.

14.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 16    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

This is all without the shiny charm so Im sure I'd have more luck with it, but bitch, 1000 battles?

Mable why do you hate me?

12.11.2025 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyway I have been bench resetting for like 2 days now to get a shiny alpha altaria and I heard the shiny chime and got sooooooo excited and it turned out to be a fucking bagon.

I want to launch him into the sun.

12.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like, its nothing new with art of dark skinned characters. This one just annoys me more for some reason.

12.11.2025 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

uttering a little curse everytime I see art of Jacinthe, my love, with wildly inaccurate skin tones.

12.11.2025 23:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No, Im still at home

12.11.2025 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

… no shut up.

10.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait where’d you get heavy balls?

10.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i love you giant shiny firebird

06.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

was not expecting a blair witch jump scare in a pokémon game…

29.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oh ew there are mega stones locked behind online ranked play

29.10.2025 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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