Jimmy O

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

I think charisma is the right word, it’s just the kind of charisma that appeals to the worst people from everyone’s high school class.

This list is like the Avengers for people who only read airport books called something like "Leading Leadership for Leaders"

Buffalo New York, who is she?

When a flight is a practical way to meet up.

I wallowed in bed for a few hours this morning but agree. Despair accomplishes nothing.

I can't control the world around me, but I can define the person I want to be, and how I contribute to making the world a better place.

I'll spend my days doing that work with intentionality.

Of the many things to love about that solo and how it came to be, was the final moment when he throws his guitar up in the air. You don’t really see it come back down. I like to think it hasn’t landed yet and found its way to a geosynchronous orbit over Minneapolis.

Othering is all they have. Without out-groups, politics based on grievances, fear, and trumped up wedge issues don’t work.

Ol Dirty Bastard is a pretty funny name for a musician but it’s even funnier when they’re in a group where everyone else is a ninja

Donald Trump: *slowly drools a thick viscous cream colored substance*

Elton John: 🎶 But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock 🎶

50 year old who bought a 130,000 dollar truck and owes 135,000 on it: we are taking this country back

New York City votes for mayors like they believe Batman is real and want him to have someone to fight

aw right naw

I saw Concepts of a Plan open for System of a Down in 2003

he calls her a marxist but she's not the one getting publicly owned

Morning ☕️

It’s so funny to be like “the president’s loser drug addict son is using the family name for influence peddling, also I love RFK Jr.”

The nepo baby who inherited a fortune from an apartheid emerald mine says we have to vote for the nepo baby who inherited a fortune from a racist real estate empire or we’ll no longer have a true meritocracy

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek:

TV dinner Yorick there would look cool on a pog.

Stephen Sawyer should open up an Etsy shop. I’d put junkie Jesus on an iPhone case

Stephen Sawyer should open up an Etsy shop. I’d put junkie Jesus on an iPhone case

me preparing to watch the prevent defense for 27 seconds