Ben Thomas

That’s a good looking pizza

Remember when the dumbest thing we had to see on a daily basis was a vanity license plate?

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

America to Congress:

Get all your vaccines and shots. Make sure your kids are vaccinated. Priority number 1, folks. Not even trying to joke about this or be hyperbolic.

I know we are all rightly focused on what is to come over the next four years. But, we should also take time to be thankful for not having to endure it for the last four. It was a blessing to have President Biden guiding us through the second half of the pandemic and giving steady leadership.

Infant mortality rates are on the rise in America. Our government just refused to fund $190 million on pediatric cancer research. And, school shootings are a regular occurrence in our country. That’s all.

Trump isn't even President and the chaos has begun. Will the government shut down tomorrow? Is Musk secretly the President? Do Republicans have a plan?

Nobody knows, folks.

But hey - the price of eggs!

Wait! First they added a fifth ocean, then took away Pluto, then changed the way we do math. I draw the line though at changing the ABC’s song!

But the McRib is back!!!

I’m
So happy @robertgriffiniii.bsky.social is on BlueSky. He was the only reason I was checking in at the bad place.

How do we feel about Gary Shandling?

It’s an abomination. That’s why my man was having the McRib

The McRib is back baby!!

This is not pizza. It is an abomination

Look a lot of you are questioning why the assassin went to McDonald’s. The McRib is back baby!!! Can you blame him?

The McRib is back baby!!!

Rewatched Die Hard 2 with my kids last night. What other movies were a huge drop off in quality from the original to the sequel?

Wicked is the best movie I’ve seen all year (and I loved Deadpool/wolverine).

Today I am grateful for statins

One year ago I made a major life change in my career. Since then, my mental and physical health have improved and my home life has been fantastic. Don’t be afraid of change. I cannot imagine where I’d be now if I didn’t take that leap.

Name a better Wednesday than the Wednesday before thanksgiving. There isn’t one.

Thanks a lot. Now I’m hungry and having flashbacks of making up fake book titles at the last moment.

This is a Tuesday that kind of feels like a Monday, but is really a Friday.

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You’re damn right I’m wearing sweatpants in P.F. Chang’s. I’m part of the resistance

Thank you so much Flavor Flav. I’ve been having trouble finding who to follow since I moved over here. You are a Saint!

Happy to be here on BlueSky even if I don’t have 200 (Russian bot) followers anymore.

Best album Ever!