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@tbrown522.bsky.social

Ursinus '87. Teacher and student of history. Tottenham 'til I die. Jersey Shore lifer.

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Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary

16.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1341    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 123
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pic: nancy reagan shaking hands with donald trump in the 80's. both of them have very likely given sloppy toppy to bill clinton, which is why they are shaking hands. ronald reagan stands in the background wearing a tan fucking suit like the depraved piece of shit he ever was

caption: game recognize game pic: nancy reagan shaking hands with donald trump in the 80's. both of them have very likely given sloppy toppy to bill clinton, which is why they are shaking hands. ronald reagan stands in the background wearing a tan fucking suit like the depraved piece of shit he ever was

14.11.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1327    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 32

"Where's your fucking poppy?"

08.11.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't see this coming! COYS!

08.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COYS!

08.11.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

06.11.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6744    πŸ” 1474    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 973

What a pass from Jao Palhinha to set up Van De Ven! πŸ˜‚

04.11.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.

17.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 445    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧑)

10.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 553    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9

Won the last game before an international break? We're winning the league.

04.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COYS!

20.09.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slovenian Jarred Gillet

16.09.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pape recruiting Diouf for next year when West Ham are in the Championship

13.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧑)

12.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9

I got the words yakuza and jacuzzi confused the other day.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

09.09.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 955    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 6
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧑)

05.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 739    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧑)

29.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 531    πŸ” 204    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8

Amazingly prolific, and not one song I'd call filler.

26.08.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Son Heung-min's first MLS goal for LAFC is a golazo of a free kick.

24.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 22

Kudus for me

16.08.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Advertise your account with a gif

03.08.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks for everything, Sonny, but mostly for this.
All hail the new King of Koreatown.
#COYS

02.08.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True story. I threw up after the 600 yard run.

01.08.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard to believe we’ll be 3-0 up against PSG in exactly two weeks’ time

30.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy β€œOswald Mosley getting the shit kicked out of him” Day

29.07.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Hulk Hogan Was a Racist, Liar, and Scab In the 1980s, the professional wrestler portrayed himself as an all-American heroβ€”but he was really a β€œjabroni” the entire time.

My latest piece @thenation.com is the loving, heartfelt tribute you've been waiting for: "Real American Scumbag: Hulk Hogan Was a Racist, Liar, and Scab" www.thenation.com/article/soci...

25.07.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1493    πŸ” 368    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 30
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧑)

25.07.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 564    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
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It almost looks real.

23.07.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ball don't lie.

17.07.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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