Is this not out and out, not even hiding bribery?

I agree with that. Must beat BHAFC at home, NFFC Is a banker. Dunno what to expect from Spurs but could drop points

🤣

FA cup, 1977. My first football memory actually

Bloody amazing. Go utd women!

That’s amazing. These girls are rocking and fearless!!

Also prostitute/punter. I’d imagine…

OMG that’s sooooo good!

that’s the MEN all over, I’m afraid…

When I realised this one was coming I thought, hang on the last one was only a week ago! I swear time stands still during international breaks and the speeds up again for domestic football. Someone should do a thesis on it. Facts.

Ooooooh hello

I’ve told you before about your over familiarity with the Oxford comma 😡

Not even half way through!! Work travels more quickly than this!!!

Three stripes down the side of the away kit? Oooh yes please!!! I had that one when I was about 8

Generally indifferent because, well you know. I get excited and get let down. Too difficult to be positive atm but, you know, #utfr

Not kissing your arse but yeah, greatest player I ever watched. Oh, hang on, Cantona???

Brilliant, thanks pal!

Not a match-going fan but I’ve had a long-held view. I love Old Trafford and walking down sir Matt Busby Way always leaves me with goosebumps. I’ve done this 30+ times (and I’m an old git). But… a new stadium, 100k+ capacity doing new stuff and being the biggest stadium in the country rly appeals

I don’t think anything fills me with regret more than not having seen him play and/or he had a longer career that I could see the footage of. #legend

“A chance”. At home to the team who were promoted via the play-offs

I love Carl but where is home exactly? Are we going back 12 years?

Preferably for a foul in the box so we can start with a pen too 🙄

Like going from heroin to methadone (I expect)

Carver is one of my favourite short story writers. He was a master of the form and clearly brought it to his poetry too.

Thank the lord. Feel a tad guilty though although that will disappear at 16:30 on Sunday… ☺️

Too bloody right

Arrrrggghhh im not seeing it on the Athletic?!

🤣 Either that or thinking, “Shit, there’s another player we only bought last week that we can’t sell on yet”

It really was better. O’Shea’s face at the end, tryna look like peak Cantona…

Mata?