Maeganerd

I'm on the apps and every time I get an unsolicited dick pic I've started describing menstruation in gruesome detail. This is pure joy, my friends.

08.12.2023 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi! I'd recommend finding a cat-proof feeder for the crows. If the cats are in good condition they definitely have a home and possibly a special diet! 😊

30.11.2023 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the face of a Good Boy. He didn't eat any plastic yet today!

26.10.2023 10:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

24.10.2023 10:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Picture of a slim striped ginger cat lying on a person's lap while being patted just above the tail

Picture of a chubby ginger cat with multicoloured bells on his collar and a tapestry in the background.

Hello new social media account! Allow me to introduce my 2 beautiful morons, Professor Fuzzybottom (left) and Beans (right). Fuzzy loves ass pats and eating plastic, and Beans is the world's laziest snugglepuss.

24.10.2023 10:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1. Cute picture of you AND the cat.
2. FLOOF!

24.10.2023 08:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't worry guys, I always know when it's raining because one of my wet cats is screaming at me.

24.10.2023 08:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0