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reeb of mcentire

Screenshot of a headline in The Atlantic reading “Crows are taking over American cities” with a subheader that reads "They're flocking to urban areas for the same reason people do."

Dispensaries

I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB

One of the most underrated shows. There aren't all that many American animated sitcoms about just living in the city in your 20s. I'm sad they couldn't get the new one off the ground

helping an old lady cross the rubicon

ford f series stands for ford fuck series

a grey and white kitten laying on top of a white and black cat

tfw you don’t want to wait your turn for the sun spot

This doesn't apply to everyone on here obviously and this isn't a dunk on the poster below but there are a lot of people invested in keeping this place a bubble and are happy keeping it a bubble. It's not all that surprising that people do not stay

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

probably fine

cropped screenshot from the video game Streets of Rage 2 highlighting signs that say "Do! BASE BALL!"

been stuck in a rut for what to play so why not start a new file in my favorite game of all time

Ozzy-ahegao chease

fredbangers’ ball: a block of music videos tailored to people who are fucking dudes named “fred”

an ink sketch of marcus the worm saying Robert…

little sketch of marcus

A GB DMG shader screenie with the little clipper/bug sprite, who looks like a pulp superhero with googgles and cape, standing in an overworld field next to a village and a castle in the middle or the forest.

A wide world of adventure in pocket form. Onward, Clipper /Giant Bug!

📺: Makai Toushi SaGa/Final Fantasy Legend, Square, 1989 (GB)

2000s crunk concept album about the government banning Ass

My plans include moderate to severe crimes

Can anyone recommend some good ones in LA?

it’s off like donkey cough

@xmaslemmings Doritos Life = new kind of life. Dorito Style = a new style of living. If you can't understand that, I'm going to kill you.

this post got stuck in my head again

another gender-swapped remake literally nobody asked for 🙄

I love that Rey Mysterio's cosplay gear became a reference for another wrestler, but in regards to Rey & not the original reference.

That all to say, here is Billy Zane as The Phantom in a Got Milk ad.

what a weird shoe

@Beetlemoses three-panel comic. First panel: two fast food workers in a car, worker 1 asking worker 2 “Who are you closing with?” Second panel: worker 2 exclaiming “ugh!” after checking phone to learn they are closing with “the Wise Old Tree…”. Third panel: worker 2 yelling back to the kitchen as the Wise Old Tree presumably moves slowly, saying “Come on, man I got 20 orders out here!"

On our @whatatimepod.bsky.social recording today we talked about a Wise Old Tree and you KNOW this classic came up

GASTON IN HIS BATHROOM SIX HOURS AFTER HOSING FIVE DOZEN EGGS: (in a rich baritone) UGHHHHH. UHHHH. aaaaAAAAAAAHGGG

local idiot feels entirely unearned sense of superiority

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1995)

Demon King Piccolo, from Dragon Ball, doubled over, midair, with his eye wide, having just had the Lump with Handle cow tools pass cleanly through his chest

day 34 of posting a cow tools every day unless I don't