Ryan Romo

Maria Gasslitter

JUDGES: great job on that 1260
GASSLITTER: ?????? i did a 1440???
JUDGES: uh ... we thought you ...
GASSLITTER: oh you thought? so now i'm being punished because you weren't paying attention.

When I get just a little too warm under the covers:

6’1 SUBURBAN FATHER OF TWO has ENTERED the NEW BALANCE flagship and IMMEDIATELY started DADMAXXING only to be MET with HOSTILE SECURITY ESCORT after initiating a PEAK PATERNAL MOG OFF

Figure skater after falling in most important moment of career: despondent, miserable, suffering

Freestyle skier after falling in most important moment of career: THAT’S OKAY DUDES WOOOOOOOOOOO

Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days

Hope everyone's out there tonight thinking thick

i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing

A photo of figure skaters Alysa Liu, Amber Glenn, and Isabeau Levito. Above them, text reads “Alt, Gay, and from New Jersey”: The “Babes of Glory” are TikTok Fancam Fuel. The post was made by Them.

I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”

main takeaways from the super bowl are the seahawks defense is legit and the ad industry is washed

internet ad: "Pork: a complete protein. Enjoy some delicious Ham & Cheese Sliders."

super bowl ads could learn a thing or two from this

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

This is embarrassing for America

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

YouTube video by 30 Rock Official Ron and Pearline Visit Kenneth | 30 Rock

🫶 youtu.be/JvghoUr8qfU?...

You had it right the first time, maybe his guard will be down for media day

┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻| _
┻┳| •.•) more like
┳┻|⊂ﾉ Kenneth Runner
┻┳|

Love you KAT.

'it's cold' - defeatist, coward talk

'it's bracing' - galvanizing, makes you sound like a guy from Moby Dick

There’s no way around this: They will lie to justify the killing of their political enemies. They are doing it. This is a fascist regime.

It is also a weak and unpopular one, and it won’t last.

Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 25, 2026

This martyr could be any of us. He is doing what so many of us have been trained to do. Standing and recording on his phone, trying to warn his neighbors, and now he’s dead because armed, masked federal paramilitaries are acting with impunity to perform ethnic cleansing.

"Just stay cool and don't make trouble until the midterms" is not going to cut it as an opposition response to a murderous regime whose masked thugs are killing people in the streets and then attempting to round up witnesses and destroy evidence.

An NYT headline reads “Federal Officers Shoot Person in Minneapolis”

It has gotten so bad that the @nytimes.com has stopped using the passive voice to describe the violence.

Telling myself to control what I can and vote in midterms/ volunteer, but keep thinking that’s what some germans were thinking in like 1936.

I am doing my best to respond to this without a string of expletives. But let's be very clear. What just happened in Minnesota was cold blooded murder of a civilian by out of control federal agents, aided and abetted by the entire Trump administration and their fascist enablers.

Trials for every ICE member.

Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.

We are seeing what they are willing to do to American citizens in front of cameras, we can only imagine the horrors that the undocumented folks in detention centers, places without observers, etc are facing outside of the spotlight.

Abolish and arrest all of these monsters