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Bluesky moment

10.10.2025 04:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Former Bears CB Charles 'Peanut' Tillman says he quit FBI due to Trump administration's policies “I want to be on the right side of history when it’s all said and done."

Good for you, Peanut! #Bears

26.09.2025 23:20 — 👍 941    🔁 177    💬 9    📌 17

This is the playbook, folks.

If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.

Do not be quiet in this moment.

18.09.2025 16:12 — 👍 48261    🔁 15332    💬 1290    📌 636

As an aside. This is, no joke, DC’s greatest dive bar.

12.09.2025 23:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The “Beat Miami” banner is a nice touch.

08.09.2025 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was told he was fat and washed.

07.09.2025 19:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s gonna get lit up one of these days and no one will feel bad.

06.09.2025 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I died of Crime at the Tune Inn six times. Like if Mogadishu had $2.5 million homes.

11.08.2025 23:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And it was THEIR GUY who did it!!!

10.08.2025 01:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn, they’re already in 1944 with this? Hopefully we’re only that far out from ending all this.

06.08.2025 23:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ozzy Osbourne dies just weeks after farewell show The heavy metal star reunited with his Black Sabbath bandmates on stage at Villa Park earlier in July.

Ozzy Osbourne has died at the age of 76, his family says

22.07.2025 18:14 — 👍 1281    🔁 416    💬 39    📌 318
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The manager for the Downey Animal Care Center, urges people who are in a position to adopt to stop by to visit dogs like Canela, a five-year-old Belgian Malinois. A total of 18 animals have been turned in due to the deportations.

By @janettev.bsky.social 🐕

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18.07.2025 23:55 — 👍 1129    🔁 674    💬 33    📌 71

Idk man. If my company’s social media team put words in my mouth (i.e. scrambling bad) which led to a bunch of people online taking the least charitable reading and calling me a klansman, I’d be pretty pissed.

17.07.2025 19:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On this website full of hall monitors and dweebs? I doubt they know who won the Super Bowl last year.

17.07.2025 19:15 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So you didn’t listen to it, and instead of doing so, or even (rightfully) calling out the social media team for misrepresenting the criteria for this list, you call Derrik a phrenologist? Because the people who are also calling that didn’t listen to it either? Very cool man. Very cool.

17.07.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The pile on is actually insane.

17.07.2025 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok. Thank you for proving my point then…

17.07.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People really need to log off.

17.07.2025 18:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please don’t fall for the rage bait social post. This concept is completely value neutral.

17.07.2025 18:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

social team is trying to get Derrik killed this isn't what the bit is at all 😭😭😭

17.07.2025 17:43 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

People looking at a picture, reading the headline, and coming to their own conclusions is just a symptom of the broader media illiteracy that plagues society.

17.07.2025 17:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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13.07.2025 13:40 — 👍 95    🔁 42    💬 9    📌 5

Truly one of those moments that makes you feel like you could open a restaurant.

12.07.2025 03:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I make a killer focaccia. This weekend I’m going to use it as a pizza crust.

12.07.2025 03:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jesus Christ, Drew…

11.07.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In a world full of chaos at least I know the gas is still gross.

05.07.2025 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The true throat GOAT

04.07.2025 17:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this the dumbest man in America or the dumbest man in the world?

25.06.2025 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BUT!

20.06.2025 14:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Biches

18.06.2025 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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