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Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.

M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months

Mogged by the lord

Inconveniencing and endangering a huge portion of your users because some people can’t be bothered to raise their kids properly and you want to sell data is one way to make sure your company goes the way of the dodo.

Fuck you, @discord.com. 🖕

We don’t want your excuses. We don’t want it at all.

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Fucker Bowl

From Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl halftime performance.

I think we should bring back Paul Blart: Mall Cop poster edits, genuinely a top 3 memes of all time for me

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

A woman never not in her prime, Catherine O’Hara defines range, particularly in comedy.

Her characters were *EVERYTHING* from over the top to remarkably relatable, but they were always brilliant or funny, and often both.

She is, was, and will forever be a fucking legend. Rest easy, Queen ❤️

Fuckers keep trying to go "See? He deserved it!" while failing to understand that this just shows premeditation by ICE.

Alex Pretti Was Doing The Small Stuff Pretti's was a masculinity that stood on the side of justice, no matter the cost

Wrote a little bit about Alex Pretti, who was a Real Man.

badfaithtimes.com/pretti-was-d...

ALL ICE AGENTS ARE DISGUSTING AND DEPLORABLE FUCKING COWARDS.

YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD BE EVEN HALF THE MAN ALEX PRETTI WAS.

YOU SHOULD ALL RESIGN IN DISGRACE AND LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIVES IN FEAR AND SHAME.

#FUCKICE

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

once i overheard my husband playing a game and he said "we're getting ganked by goo guy." i've never stopped thinking about it.

🤺🔧🙅‍♀️👈

WHAT?!?!

That is bullshit. 😔

finding out that the Trojan Horse was a fictional story and NOT an actual historical event was bullshit

Just as a reminder, B.J. Blazkowicz would fucking HATE ICE.

Tim Pool tweeting “My dad drilled into me my whole life”

Is there any info in regard to whether or not Renee Good’s family will see “justice” for her murder?

Where do we go from here? Is there even going to be a trial for that murdering traitorous fuck, Jonathan Ross?

Just feeling really hopeless and angry.

🐻‍❄🎁❄️💤

JD Vance is one of the disgraceful people in the history of American politics, and I'm including all those other guys too.

Gonna puke on this guy one day.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons