@bencon5.bsky.social
It’s what I commonly think of as the “Leonard’s frozen pizza reviews explanation.”
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*nodding my head in agreement*
05.02.2025 00:05 — 👍 3167 🔁 583 💬 33 📌 30I believe the phrase you are thinking of is “like fending a needle in a haystack.” When buried under all that hay needles are easily defensible because the hay deters all natural predators.
29.01.2025 18:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just think of the boost in Switch 2 sales when they add Bowsette to the new Mario Kart
25.01.2025 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
02.01.2025 21:57 — 👍 11667 🔁 1003 💬 222 📌 34I don’t know him very well so I use the more formal NosferaUsted
31.12.2024 01:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger
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When today is Wednesday but Monday was a holiday:
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