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Nick Woltemade's 3rd Premier League goal moves him above Sammy Ameobi, Phil Jones, Jozy Altidore and Wout Weghorst in the Premier League all-time goalscorers table.

BRUNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

WHAT A FINISH!!!!! 🤩

Howe will put 5 at the back before dropping Burn. So frustrating, because we need to go forward.

It'd be nice if they did some defending, mind

Gordon is quiet because he has to cover for Burn behind him.

We have a tugboat at left back. #NUFC

Love Anderson, but that was a dive #NUFC

Truth

Shouldn't have signed a player who'd quit on his team. #NUFC

Every motorway service station should have a 5-a-side football pitch. The score should be continuous throughout the day with travellers swapping in and out via infinite subs.

😂😂🙌🏻🤣

Nick Woltemade's first Champions League goal moves him above Philipp Lahm, Jamie Carragher and Sunderland Football Club in the UEFA Champions League all-time goalscorers table.

BREAKING🚨⚫️⚪️: Harvey Barnes' goal against Union Saint-Gilloise means he and his father, John, are the first father and son to score for the same team in Champions League history.

It’s gone so quickly from ‘boat people’ to all immigrants. So quickly from ‘I don’t mind if they come here legally and pay taxes’ to ‘actually it’s anyone foreign’. We are living in the ‘first they came for’ poem. All to give the population a scapegoat so the super rich can hoard yet more wealth.

Great, now Real Madrid are apparently in the League Cup.

Farage plans to strip away rights of immigrants
This is how it started in Nazi Germany
This is how Hitler convinced the German public that Jews weren't human, by stripping away their rights
We're already fucked as it is, we don't need human rights violations on our record.

I hate the term 'small club', but the geographical purity test is a very small club mentality. Bordering on little England. If that's what you want, then the modern #NUFC isn't for you. Why not just be glad you're blessed to live in the same city as the best club in the world?

Namaste 🙏

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The Frontal Lobotomy.
'I'll have a bottle in front of me at The Frontal Lobotomy'

Bro runs the Cobra Kai yoga studio.
Lots of unresolved anger in his chakras. #NUFC

Grey squirrels make even the most easy-going Guardian reader sound like Nigel Farage.

#NUFC up to 11 men now

Send them all off, I say!

Acting like that wasn't court ordered... 😜

Clearly this person has never been to the Netherlands. The Dutch are masters at pointing out what is wrong with you and your country. And do it from a position of knowledge and moral certitude.

EXCLUSIVE🚨: The 45 Dundee school Children who had their tickets for last nights Newcastle United V Barcelona game cancelled have REJECTED free tickets to this weekends Sunderland v Aston Villa fixture.

There was no interest and all 45 tickets were returned to #SAFC

Another positive is we have a striker to bring on when Barnes runs himself out at 60 min. Might actually convert a chance then.

Shit has been lost.