Felix

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

🎶 mother
Tell your children not to hit the ball my way 🎶

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

screenshot: 250: TRAIN, DROPS OF JUPITER (2001)

the first thing you see when you open rolling stone's "250 greatest songs of the 21st century so far" list, rendering the entire list tainted by association

ok yeah this guy smokes weed (cool 😎)

You don't have to understand trans life or why people become trans to understand that their rights are human beings are the same as yours, ya dink.

“We’re going to taint the memory of everything you love,” announces Thomson

This is incredible camera work

You want 'em?
We got 'em!

All EIGHT homers from a record-setting night at The Bank

Bryson Stott, Alec Bohm, Kyle Schwarber, Otto Kemp and Edmundo Sosa pose for a group photo after the game.

EIGHT home runs in one game

The most in franchise history 🙌

COUNT 'EM UP!

@brandon_marsh22 🤝 Edmundo Sosa

rosenthal mentioned

I support the right of readers to give books they don't like low ratings but I honestly don't understand the "this is the fifth book I've read by [author] and I haven't liked any of them," sort of review, my sibling in Christ, stop reading that author, they're just not for you and will never be

I am not comfortable with this film being 25 years old

there's actually a little known law that says if kyle schwarber hits four homers in one game they have to fund septa

Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

I can handle the Rav4th Inning coming after Nola or Walker or even Ranger. But to attack Cris Sánchez like this?? Against the Mets??? Toyota, I will never forgive you.

It’s easy to criticize Jordan Romano but not as easy as hitting a long home run off him

So far in the Phillies “get right” series in Washington they’ve gone 1-2, been shutout, had their star closer acquisition get hit by a liner, and possibly just lost their ace for the season. Can’t wait for them to go out there tomorrow morning and do another Heaven’s Gate.

Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry

Jordan Romano, I’m here to drive to you to the airport

There is something so fundamentally telling with people who think that “reading a book” and “knowing what the plot is” is the same experience.

The constitution died for that home run

Go Birds 🦅

all i heard for months upon months is that new york is a shithole, a dangerous, run down place no one should visit, let alone live in. all of a sudden the same people are talking about how the "great" and "majestic" city of new york is going to die because of mamdani. which is it?

Zohrbarian the Junebarian

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard