evan is online

“:3”, she said, translesbianly

I’m glad he lost to Deep Blue

butler fetch me my most dramatic robe i must crash out online yet again

On tonight’s episode of “Blame it on Katie”…

Sin of Men Toast Crunch

(existential Borat) my life

This is a hot take (and correct)

The more worried you are about authoritarianism, the more willing you’ve got to be to give Cait a flamethrower

saying “smell ya later” when i execute gary oak

Pokémon should let you kill your rival to avoid this trope

Do you take requests? I would like to request a poorly drawn elephant with the caption “ephelant”

In fact, it’s WAY EASIER to pirate media now than it used to be

People need to go back to the good old days of piracy. It’s so easy to say fuck you to whatever services.

GREAT, peacock shouldn’t even EXIST if you ask me

is it ford truck month already??

what does “””premium””” even mean if you still get ads

what in the god damn fuck happened to robot jones

pokémon pinball is so good

do not the nose

i’m sick, and it’s NOT like the kickflip kind of sick. it’s the bad kind.

Take me to the pokemon liminal space and leave me there

I feel this so much. Eating is my least favorite required activity.

what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens

Unliking this so I can like it twice

Alternate timeline where 9/11 happened in London and also there were two big clocks

Huh. Based on searching it looked like some weird conspiracy theory shit was happening but that makes more sense tbh

Wait wtf happened with all of this, all the posts are gone and I can’t figure out what happened because brain bad

oh god

oh fuck

goooooooob morning