Reuben

(watching people at the zoo making fun of the dumb monkey who's throwing his own poop) You guys are only saying that because you disagree with the monkey politically. You have monkey derangement syndrome

😔

They’ve become just as dangerous as MAGA. Just completely blinded by their hatred for republicans

Nobody in American politics hates their own voters more than the Democratic Party

When Mamdani fails in NYC, please don’t come to tunetown. We’re FULL

Ritchie Torres getting primaried by not one, but TWO candidates calling him out for supporting Israel’s genocide.
This week just keeps getting better!

Interesting that Newson keeps including AOC in his little promos. Friends close, enemies closer? She’s the one who’s going to push everyone left in 2028 if she runs and it looks like he wants to soften those potential attacks

Yesterday was a beautiful day for American democracy

The funniest thing about Debra Messing being a bat shit crazy zio nazi is that she literally never stops posting. Like the chick doesn’t even sleep! She’s uploading instagram stories at 3am 😭😭😭😭

“Dick Cheney was practicing politics the right way” - Ezra Klein probably

Giants can’t sign Landon Donovan to kick field goals?

Cam Reuben

I’m back

Nero is practicing fire prevention the right way.

Ezra Klein, 64 AD

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Putin & Zelenskyy after watching the Knicks go 11 deep with a spurs style offensive scheme

This is like the best opening week in nba history. The league is overflowing with talent, Wemby is probably already the GOAT and the Knicks are uniting the world with their championship aspirations.

Simply beautiful

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

Another Life

open.spotify.com/track/2f9mmR...

I sat on it for a few days before rating. Honestly came down to whether I liked it more than Sinners. Can’t wait to see it in 70mm

JK Rowling is right to call Emma Watson naive because why would you, as a self proclaimed ally of the trans community, extend well wishes to an individual that has dedicated her entire public persona to eradicating trans rights? We don’t “love” fascists, Emma and they certainly don’t love you!

I’ve never seen some shit like this

I wonder if democrats uniting with republicans to honor an anti-Semitic, Christian nationalist podcaster while smearing pro Palestine protesters as “the modern KKK”will have any long term consequences for our civil liberties?

Probably not!

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

World war 2 anime where Mussolini gets a sympathetic backstory right before he’s blasted by a firing squad

Charlie Kirk was a 2020 election denier and conspiracy spreader. But he was a 2020 election denier and conspiracy spreader in the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Ezra Klein well to the right of The Dispatch, torching him in response

i dont think multiple democratic governors should have lowered flags to half mast for a racist who said gay people should be stoned. i dont think a democratic governor should have called for continuing "the work" of a man who said mlk was a myth and evil.

is that too much to ask? ffs.

Man, I still feel awful about what happened yesterday. I need to stop arching my back during cable flys. Completely destroyed my back